Confessions of a Psychotic Housewife: Review & Giveaway: Farm Rich Stuffed Pretzel Bites

Confessions of a Psychotic Housewife: Review & Giveaway: Farm Rich Stuffed Pretzel Bites

I'd serve the Mozzerella bites.

GLEE and DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

ahh GLEE my newest LOVE..I find myself singing along with every episode and it makes me uber happy...Great show..I'm sooo glad my daughter turned me onto this..

in other news..onto the DRAMA..

HELP what do you do when you are part of a club and the president is an uber (BTW that's my new word..uber..like it..) paranoid person..they *think* they have to be informed of EVERY little thing going on, are worried there are secrets being kept from them and loves to throw around the words: "I AM PRESIDENT".. ughhh..I want to quit because I don't need the drama, but I need to be there for the good of other children and families. I have been told if I quit that others will and then the club will be no more..ughhh...help..help help..

GOALS??

Ok I've proved I'm a bad blogger..so I thought I would set myself some goals here.

1) Blog once a day (except on weekends..unless something really fun happens)

2) Get up and clean at least one room a day (yes I'm a bad housekeeper too)

3) Finish projects..starting with my notebook LOL

What about you? do you have goals?? Wanna help me?

Long Time...No hear???

Wow, it's been a long long time for me...I'm a SLACKER...well let's just start this over and reintroduce everyone..

Well, here is everyone anyways..



Alot's gone on in our lives..we've moved from SC to Dover, Delaware..

The girls both are cheerleaders now (say goodbye to my money)

The boy still plays T-ball..but he's a funny funny lil dude.

Umm yep that's it for today...tomorrow the REAL fun stuff will start.

T-Ball

First let me start this out by saying I'm MAD AS HELL right now!!! Some, ok one..HI ED!!!) knows Connor is in T-ball this season. He is only 4 YEARS OLD. Well, the first game went ok..(they won). The second game however went to hell in a handbasket..

First, we had team pictures. NOONE bothered to tell me what time or where they were, I only heard through the grapevine (thanks JEN) that another team had to be there an hour before. I got there saw noone on our team there and A PARENT FROM ANOTHER TEAM had to point me where to go.. Connor and Hunter almost missed pictures. I was PEEVED. Fast forward about an hour and a half to after the game was done, and they had lost. The coach lectured them (chewed their little asses out) for losing, told them that 'he could accept it if they lost because the other team was better, but they lost because they played like they hadn't practiced'....another parent had to step in and say they played great, because he sure as hell wasn't...I was madder than a wet hen...I left and wouldn't even let the boys get snack for fear I was going to go all redneck on him.

Again Fast forward to Monday...it was thunderstorming and they were supposed to have practice, I called the team mom and said we weren't coming, she then called me back and said the coach was having an important meeting with the parents. So, I went..well the coach's meeting was basically saying that they were volunteers and that they felt disrespected at the game on Sat...blah blah blah..I pulled the coach aside and told her my feelings..(and I actually did it pretty nicely, no yelling at all)..told her that my nephew (7) had heard her team mom's talking about me in the dugout and I didn't appreciate it..she said "and you believe what a 7 year old tells you??" I retorted what reason did he have to lie..

Talked to her about what was said after the game and the way I felt about someone talking that way to a group of 4-6 year olds...she said they had NEVER had a parent complain blah blah blah..oh yeah well THIS parent was complaining...I told her my kids would NOT play on that team..so, I took them out and went to the director (?) of the league and requested they be put on a different team..he said to give him a few he would look around and see what he could do...well, that was Monday....this is Wednesday...I'm going to visit with him tonight and find out where the boys can play..I don't care if they win or not, I want them to learn and have fun..

gRRRRRRRR


***EDITED TO ADD*****

They have moved Connor and Hunter to another team and also 5 MORE players....

So, how am I ever going to live this one down???

Well, I think we all know by now that I have SMALL control problems about my car and driving..You did know that right?

So, I H.A.T.E. when Steven drives..he constantly makes me hold the door and slam on the imaginary brake.

But, I did THIS the other day..ran into the durn house. GAHHH

Now he'll hold this over my head..I know..

Food meme...

I like this so try it ;d

I bolded the one's I've tried...etc etc..

1. New York pizza--I would say you can only count this if you've actually eaten it in New York!..went to New York eons ago and ate some..yumm
2. Hoppin' John--a must have EVERY new years day for luck, and greens for money...
3. New Mexico green chile...lived in New Mexico and mom loves them.
4. Homemade buttermilk biscuits...yup
5. Tasso..not even sure what this is..
6. Whole Maine lobster
7. Calabash-style shrimp and hushpuppies
8. Kansas City barbecue ribs--in KC, of course :)
9. Hot glazed Krispy Kreme--I do love Krispy Kreme's and when I see the hot now sign..well...
10. San Diego fish tacos
11. Cheese curds
12. Key lime pie (Florida!)...amazingly I'm not a fan of this..
13. Philly cheese steak
14. Memphis pork barbecue sandwich--obviously I've had a pork barbecue sandwich but not a "Memphis" one
15. Lowcountry boil --we tend to call this beaufort stew or frogmore stew here..
16. Huckleberry pie
17. New England clam chowder
18. Boiled peanuts--Yep..Yep...Yep..I love mine Cajun boiled.
19. Buffalo (Bison) burger
20. Eggs Benedict
21. Pastrami on rye
22. Corned beef and cabbage
23. Pancakes with maple syrup
24. Everything bagel with cream cheese and tomato..that's so not everything...
25. Thin Mints
26. Frito pie
27. Potato knish with mustard
28. Silver Queen corn on the cob - good chance I've tried it, but I'm not really up on my various corn varieties (this was the previous blogger's comment but I totally agree)..me three.
29. Soft pretzel from a street cart
30. Fresh-picked blueberries--Yum!
31. Sourwood honey
32. State fair funnel cake
33. Chesapeake crab cakes
34. Candied yams
35. Oyster dressing--this IS in TJOC though
36. Snow cone or snowball
37. Wild Alaskan salmon
38. Sautéed more
39. Persimmon pudding
40. General Tso's Chicken
41. Frozen custard
42. Italian sausage with peppers and onions on a hoagie bun
43. Chili dogs
44. Buffalo wings with blue cheese...I've had them with blue cheese but I prefer Ranch
45. Spam musubi --I should have eaten this in Japan! I certainly saw it
46. Saltwater taffy-yummm..they make some of the best here
47. Fluffernutter sandwich on Wonder Bread
48. Black and white cookie
49. Frybread
50. BLT with thick-cut applewood bacon
51. Baked beans
52. Pumpkin pie
53. Collards with vinegar and Tabasco..another New Years day must have.
54. Tex-Mex fajitas with skirt steak and sautéed peppers
55. Fried green tomatoes
56. Succotash
57. Shrimp and grits
58. Hot water cornbread--what is this?
59. Barbecue chicken pizza with red onions
60. Chicken fried steak
61. Carnitas burrito
62. Apple butter
63. Geoduck
64. Soft-serve ice cream cone dipped in chocolate shell
65. Pecan pie
66. Catfish supper at a church or fire station
67. Oysters Rockefeller
68. Homemade cranberry sauce
69. Pimento cheese
70. MoonPie washed down with R.C. Colaahh brings back memories
71. Pickled watermelon rind
72. Cracker Jacks at the ball game
73. Smithfield ham
74. Meatloaf and mashed potato blue plate special at diner
75. Chicken and waffles
76. Po'Boy with many napkins --in New Orleans
77. Green bean casserole with French's fried onions
78. Stuffed sopaipillas
79. Turducken
80. Shad roe on toast
81. Sweet potato casserole with or without marshmallows
82. Cioppino
83. New York cheesecake
84. Pan-fried river trout
85. Jambalaya
86. North Carolina pig pickin'
87. California rolls-
88. Burgou
89. Penuche fudge
90. Fried peanut butter and banana sandwich
91. Scrapple or livermush
92. Elk medallions in red wine reduction
93. Muscadine grapes ..makes a great wine also ;0
94. Cheeseburger at backyard barbecue
95. Open-face turkey sandwich
96. Chicago deep dish pizza
97. Cobb salad--the least healthy "salad"
98. Peach pie a la mode
99. Macaroni and cheese
100. Root beer float

Happy Christmas Eve

from Charleston, South Carolina (for those of you snowbound..notice no snow, no ice, heck it's in the 70's again today..woohooo..GO OUTSIDE KIDS...sorry that was me telling the kids...

anywho..My sister and her man brought the kids to the Holiday Festival of Lights in James Island last night and they got to see Santa..(who upset Connor because Connor couldn't bring him home..yes I need something else in this house..2 dogs, 2 cats, 4 kids..~~did I say 4...wait a minute I seem to have another one..no I'm not preggers I think my nephew moved in when i wasn't looking..~~ and a Santa..)..



Anywho..back again Friday and a Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night.

Oh hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling...

Ahh here it is Christmas time at La Casa Del Moore...and the kids are hellions sweet lil angels. It's Day one of Winter Break or as I like to call it.."the week of hell"..you may think these hellions angels are all sugar and spice blah blah blah..but I know the truth....

Actually today wasn't that bad...We got up around 7 a.m. (ok noonish) and proceded to clean sit on our asses and do nothing all day until Connor took it upon himself to clean the stove...(have to love my little clean freak) then they DEMANDED I cook dinner..hahahah so I threw some chicken nuggets in the oven and said..done..minions...done...

Now if I have time (can remember) tommorrow I'm going to post my Christmas letter to all of you that I didn't send out Christmas cards to this year and take a pic of me and the minions...you know if they haven't duct taped me to anything and set the house on fire..

Steven

So, I've decided that it's Thankful week at Casa del I'vegonecrazy...

First up is Steven...I am thankful for Steven because he is who he is. He saved me..seriously..I was leading a messed up life when he decided that I was no longer 'best friend' material...more like 'wife' material. He moved me and Kat from Charleston to Oklahoma. He got me out of the life I was leading and into a better one..hence becoming the beautiful person I am today...one who has a DEGREE hahaha...

Steven is currently serving in who the hell knows where, but he's safe..as a matter of fact he's meeting celebs..




this is him with Alex Quaid..she is a CNN reporter...hmm my hard working hubby.

Oh mio Oh my-o...

Oh lordy, lordy I'm losing my ever-lovin mind.

Today I came in from taking Kat to the bus-stop and 'thought' I smelled cologne, a man's cologne..so what do I do?? I dialed 9-1 on my phone and held it (you know so i could dial the other one if I needed to) while I checked my house out to see if there was someone here...

Walk upstairs..don't smell it..

Walk downstairs..still smell it.

Walk upstairs again..don't smell it..

Downstairs still smell it..can't figure out where it's coming from...the dog meanwhile is looking at me like I've lost my everloving mind..(I have)..

About 3 minutes later it occurs to me..duh..it's the plug in...

Scared the hell out of myself for nothing..SHIT.

Mama Mia...

Kat's chorus had their first concert tonight..They did a melody of songs from Mama Mia...it was really good and nice...long though...

(This was for Steven) :D...

My Weekend in Pictures...

Lizzie learned to ride her bike..only two wheels..woohoo..took her all of 1 min..seriously she just hopped on and went..



Went to a wedding...(notice Connor there 'posing')



Me and the kids at home after the wedding..please notice who 'caught' the bouquet..she actually fought and older woman for it hoo boy...




and the pumpkin carving..

Whew what a week...

This picture has nothing to do with today's post, The 13 year old threatened to disown me if I posted this so...go ahead sweetie..and don't fret I will save this one for your wedding day!!!!

Anywho's on Monday my dogs ran off (both of them. First of all I have a full blooded husky who's pure white and a heavy footed heifer...I mean Jack Russell Terrier. I couldn't find them anywhere...well I thought OK if noone picks them up and decides to keep them then they'll come home..No come home on Monday, the kids were devasted. I kept getting up and checking the door ALL night.

Tuesday they still didn't come home and I started to look for bodies on the side of the road. Tuesday night we got a phone call that a couple about a mile or so away had them. Picked them up and she even said that we were lucky she picked them up because someone else may have tried to keep them because they were so sweet and beautiful...Kids are Happy, I am Happy, Hubby is Happy. Worst week ever turned to Best Week Ever.

Now we have to bathe them ....good luck us..

DAMN KIDS

So, I've got a huge spot of RED food dye on my carpet (carpet in the house i'm renting...) anyone know how to get it out..or am I just SOL and have to buy a new room of carpet...


UGHHH

Bad Mommy day..

I was a bad bad mommy today.

I took the kids out of school early and took advantage of the beautiful day and took them to the beach!!! I figured it was probably one of the last nice days we were going to have this season..so I took advantage of it..Call it a MENTAL HEALTH DAY.


Here's Connor:



Here's Lizzie:



and Katherine:

My new house...

Here's my new house for those who care..it's so pretty and Big. I haven't lived in such a nice house since FOREVER... Only problem is the county it's in. We will HAVE to move next year before Katherine starts High School (OMG am I that old???)





And the kids in the 'pool'. This is their Favorite part of the house. Should be mine too with a good glass of wine, but I haven't gotten to get in it yet as I've been LAZY. Heck, according to some I "should" be totally unpacked but gah...why unpack until I need the item..or I might have to get off of my Lazy Bottom.

Maybe tommorrow I'll post pics of the dining room (haha it's the only 'clean' room here.)

Weekend Update

Ahh well, I've moved into the new house (pics to come when I unpack...you know Aprilish). I've discovered I have a lot of stuff...A lot...

Kids are doing good:

Kat is staying with ma and pa so she can go to a different counties school..(the school for this county is AWFUL...I'm afraid to send her to it..)

Lizzie is Lizzie..she is the little momma.

and Connor well let me tell you about Connor:

today out of his mouth comes: "My Penis is Big...My daddy's penis is really big"...needless to say we died laughing. Of course my hubs thinks this was the greatest..made him feel really good..wonder why???

I'll try to take an outside pic of the house at least tommorrow...ish

Oh so sweet...

Guess what I got today???



NO not that, Stacy get your mind out of the gutter?


And not that either...Jennifer I would like one of those..

I got a single Red Rose from Steven with the sweetest note that said "one month down"

Ahh...back to sniveling...

A tropical storm is coming...oh my

Gotta get supplies:

For me:





Oh yea and the kids...


I think we're good!!!

Any ??'s