OH NO YOU D'INT.....

I wish I could put a picture here of what THAT MAN did to my sweet baby boy..

Now before y'all start calling DSS on me and crap...(put down the phone...damn it!!!)

HE *gasp* cut the boys hair...cut all the cute little baby curls out of his hair..

HE *says* "Now he looks like a boy"...I'll give you looks like a boy when I pull your chest hairs out one by one just for pissing me off..

I CRIED when I saw it...

CRIED YALL CRIED!!!!

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty - Five

Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?

OMG...can't I just be a cat...I mean c'mon my cats sleep for 16 hours a day..wake up to eat and get petted and then back to sleep...seriously???

Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?

It makes me think of the movie...

Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?

Me, not very long maybe 15-20 minutes...but I'm not a girly girl..I am a jeans, t-shirt, hair up, no make-up girl :D

Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?

I think around 10, and unfortunately no...we are a military family so I hardly see an y of them.

Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)

R = Remain
M = Marvelous
M = Mom

S.I.C.K.

***WEll I had a GREAT picture to put here but DAMN BLOGGER--You are the bane of my existence**

I HATE this time of year...the changing from nice to chilly to cold to nice to cold to chilly to nice..well I'm sure you get the picture here.

I ALWAYS get a damn cold...ALWAYS...me, when I get a cold I go on..keep going to the damn meetings..and well just take some damn day-quil. Steven on the other hand thinks he's dying...the big BABY!!!

Lately we've been in bed and going to sleep by 9 pm. (I feel old!!!) Well actually Steven goes to sleep first and then I try to get to sleep for his farting and coughing and basically making icky noises..again damn him.

So, anyhow the whole point of this post is that Steven is a big baby!!! Mr. I'm sick..blah blah blah...

Ok see I'm being a little hateful now..so I'll just gracefully bow out..

Fridays Feast One Hundred and Sixty-Four.

Appetizer
When was the last time you were surprised?

My kids surprise me every day!!!!!

Soup
Fill in the blanks: My eyes are ________, but I wish they were __________.

brown, blue ....I've always--always wanted blue eyes...

Salad
If you were a Beanie Baby, what would you look like and what would your name be?

OK I found a pic on the internet I liked..



(I stole this off of NZ Mommy's blog..actually I found it on the internet and then went and had a lookie at her blog!!)
This is me...This is me because I have a small problem..Can't say NO...I have the word SUCKER written on my forehead..so I'll just call her.."I'm a SUCKER"

Main Course
Name two things you consistently do that you consider to be healthy habits.

First I have to say HEALTHY??? hahahahha...ok ummmmm??? ummmm???

**I drink a lot of water--that's healthy right???

**yep that's all I got...

Dessert
What brand of toothpaste are you using these days? Do you like it? Why or why not?

Hold on let me go check....ok Colgate White Vanilla Mint..what can I say about it?? It's toothpaste.

KK..linky heres...

As promised....

A little backstory first:

When Connor was younger and learning where his eyes, ears, nose...(you get the picture) where I taught him where his 'glutus maximus' was..he would laugh and point to his butt..too damn funny...

so, this week the remote was lost and Lizzie was looking for it...the conversation went like this...

Liz: Kat get off your glutus maximus so I can see if the remote is there.

Kat: What's a glutus maximus???

Me: Your butt...

Kat: Oh well then..it's a glutus minimus...

That's all I have for today..please go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

SLACKER--Update

Ok I'm a slacker I admit it...I'm sorry for (fill in excuse here) blah blah blah..How about we just go straight to a little update.

~~ I'm potty training Connor this week...Wow he's a stinker...It's more like who's more stubborn around here..(he's winning)...He will go only when he wants to. So I set a timer and EVERY thirty minutes its to the potty for us..He's the ONLY kid I've ever met that pees on command.

~~ Still working with Lizzies Daisy troop, the OCSC and Bazaar. (Amanda YOU would know this if you actually READ my blog...)

~~ Just finished mid-terms. Now I have a six page article critique due on the 14th...Can we say ughhhh....

~~ Ummm yeah that's about all...

~~ OMG I'm UBER excited....Army Wives just started here..I love it already..

~~ Tomorrow I'll post a Kat-Liz funny...

Peace out....

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty-Three

Appetizer
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you look forward to your birthday?

5...I havent' had a birthday party in about 500 years!!! I don't really do anything special on my birthday either..

Soup
What is one word you don’t like the sound, spelling, or meaning of?

mine would actually be C.U.N.T. I hate that word!!! seriously call me anything but that..

Salad
Do you wear sunglasses when you’re outside? If so, what does your current pair look like?

hahah I have kids..that would mean I would get a pair of sunglasses and get to oh I don't know..keep them or not get them lost.

Main Course
If you were to write a book, to whom would you dedicate it?

This is dedicated to the one's I love..:D

Dessert
Name a beverage that you enjoy.

sweet tea...yummy

Ok here's a linky..just link and I'll come visit ya!!

Whew!!!!

Boy sometimes you just get busy!!! When do you know too much is too much???? When you fall from exhaustion? When the kids think their life is to 'go to meetings'? I think I'm about there. I don't have a 'real' job per say but I do volunteer ALOT apparently. Why, you ask?? because if I had to stay home I'd go C.R.A.Z.Y. (Maybe I'm already there!!) What exactly do I volunteer at?? Well let's go there..

1) OCSC (for you civilians--Officer's Civilian Spouses Club--think ladies who lunch ;) ) --I do the newsletter...not too much about once a month I put it together and another day I edit and pitch it in people's mailboxes.

2) Bazaar Board--Outdoor Food Chair...We have a bazaar every year--this year I'm the outdoor food chair..I'm responsible for the outdoor food vendors..make sure everything works..blah blah blah..blah blah blah...I only did this because someone said it was 'easy'..LIARS...or should I say I've got SUCKER written on my forehead!!

3) PTSA President -- Now that is EASY simply because I have great people working with me..(should you every find this blog..thank you ladies)

4) Daisy Scout Leader -- this was only because Lizzie couldn't get in the troop unless they had another parent stepped up...however...I don't really have to do anything except come to the meetings...which I would do anyway because it's what Lizzie wanted to do.

I'm not answering my phone anymore...just in case someone asks me to do something...

Now, I've got to go make some desserts for Steven's squadron's dessert auction tommorrow...

Anything you want me to do??????? Just ask me I've got SUCKER written on my face....

AHHH life is BACK to NORMAL!!

Steven went back to work today...(Can I get a big YAY from the crowd??...only me well ok..)

I tell you I seriously NEEDED him to get the hell out of the house and leave me alone go back to work.

Yesterday no kidding...he was on my LAST nerve (one I didn't even know I had..but he was ON it!!!) he would talk and it was like someone would take their nails to the chalkboard. My skin would crawl, I'd have goosebumps up and down my body, and I would physically CRINGE!@!!!

Now don't get me wrong...I love the man, but too much time together does not do good things to us..He was trying to ASSERT HIS AUTHORITY (anyone hear Cartman from South Park there???) in this house the whole time he was home. From the I know how to do laundry (and why isn't it done every day?? but boy can he make the whites white!!) to the fighting with Katherine...

All in all....I would've had to be bailed out if he'd stayed home ANY longer..

Now back to 'real' life around here...

SIGH...it's good to be home!!

Friday's Feast Number One Hundred and Sixty One

Appetizer
What is your favorite type of art?


I guess my favorite type of art would have to be the kind I put on My refrigerator. Now one of my favorite painters is Jim Booth -- He paints pictures of around the Charleston Area.

Soup
When was the last time you got a free lunch (or breakfast or dinner)? Who paid for it?


I went to an OCSC meeting the other night where they paid for dinner..So I guess it was then.

Salad
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how emotional are you?

umm about a 5...sometimes I'm EXTREMELY emotional...other times..not so much.

Main Course
Approximately how long do you spend each day responding to emails?

OH gosh...some days it seems like its for-flippin-EVER. I do a lot of volunteer stuff around the community so I get a lot in my email box.

Dessert
To what temperature do you usually set your home’s thermostat?

err...we don't have a thermostat we have heater things..so it's usually on 3...

Happy Feasting and Happy Friday everyone. Be Safe and Have a good Weekend.!!

I'm so L.O.N.E.L.Y

I love the military life...seriously I do, but..All my friends are leaving me this next month...EVERY FLIPPIN ONE OF THEM. How the flip can they do this to me?? Who am I going to gossip with??? go to lunch or dinner with??

I'm going to be one lonely bugger here. I know I know..put myself out there and find new friends but it's really hard at this base...everyone around here is clicked and the people in Steven's peer group generally have no kids, so for us to go somewhere we'd have to find a babysitter and well need I remind anyone how expensive that is??? Heck Katherine..the fruit of my very own loins...charges me $3. an hour and REMINDS me of how cheap she is and how very nice she is to be doing this for me...(Extortionist!!!!!)

I do alot around the base, but I feel the people I come into contact with aren't 'real' friends...

I'm so depressed right now..It hit me at the Air Force Ball on Saturday night when I was looking around and seeing all the people with their friends, taking pictures, dancing, having fun and I had NOONE...NOONE wanted to take a picture with me...noone wanted me to dance with them...NOONE..

Ahhh sigh....

OK enough bitching...Who needs friends anyway???

HAHA I won!!!

Lookie I won a contest from 5 minutes for mom.

Go ahead and check out what I won...(Ok so Connor will get it but HEY!!! It might get me a good 5-10 minutes of quiet time around here...

Go say Hi and check out their blog also...:D..

Winner's List

Feast One Hundred and Sixty

Appetizer
When was the last time you visited a hospital?


This summer some time I went in for a Migraine..so it would have to be then

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how ambitious are you?

Me personally, I guess I'm about a 5 (ish). I want to do better but I like being a mom.

Salad
Make a sentence using the letters of a body part. (Example: (mouth) My other ukelele tings healthily.)


Eating Asparugus Rocks!!!

Main Course
If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it?

Wow..ummm I want a Mommy's Anonymus Club..for those stay at home moms who just need a break...noone would judge..

Dessert
What color is the carpet/flooring in your home?

I have Air Force ugly tile.

Sign here to play!!

*****And Now for the Funny*****

So, last night I asked Steven if he wanted to see what I was wearing to the Air Force Ball and of course he said yes...


I came out in a little lingerie dress thingie..he hmmmm'ed and hawed...and well just kept going..um um um um um uum um um um um um

I let it go for about 5 minutes until I told him I was messing and showed him my real dress.

He didn't think it was quite as funny as I did...

First a Contest!! Then a Funny

Here's a contest for ya's...

the Pinks and Blue's girls are having a contest to win lots of hanes clothing..(including undies and let me tell you my kids have an undie fetish). So go here
and enter...

And keep checking out their giveaway pages because they ALWAYS have something going on...

WELCOME HOME

(or so they tell me...)

Well, my bloggy friends...(and family...) Steven came home on Saturday evening to great fanfare..(ok just us and a couple of friends..)WE had a great first night(well except for his ability to make me feel like I haven't done ANYTHING at all all summer)

It's hard to get used to him being here...(the poor kitties had to give up their section of the bed...poor poor babies. )

He wants to take over and discipline the kids...make changes to what I've done, change things...

and NOT LET ME NAP...seriously what is wrong with that picture...

he say's "I've been off fighting the war...blah blah blah"

I say..."Hello, have you met your kids???"


We have 3 kids who I've nicknamed:

Bitchy, Whiny and he who gets into EVERYTHING....

Well, I'm just happy he's home. :D...I did miss him...I mean now they still outnumber us..but I'm up one more!!!

Friday's Feast Number One Hundred and Fifty-nine

Appetizer
Using only one word, how does grocery shopping make you feel?



hungry!!!!!!

Soup
What is your favorite part about the season of Autumn?

I love the changing of the colors..

Salad
Have you ever had any bad experiences online?


No, not really other than the phishing of passwords..

Main Course
Name three things that make you happy daily.

Katherine, Elizabeth and Connor.

Dessert
What one household cleansing or organizing item would you not want to be without?

bleach..seriously I love that stuff.

Leave your name here and I'll come visit :D

First Day of school

Look who went for her FIRST DAY of school this morning...She was OK leaving ....really wanted to be there..



and here's her in the classroom...(sorry about the suckiness of the pictures...my camera lens is broke...gah....)



The house was sooo quiet this morning...Connor actually took a NAP!!!!

Yes a Nap...and you know what that means....that's right my friends...Becky took a nap too...

When I went to get her she told me she didn't want to go back because they wouldn't let her take her school supplies home....I told her well she would have some supplies at home she could use also....

Ahh...2 down 1 to go......:D

Labor Day ....

Happy Labor Day all..

Yes, my friends its the day that we clean....ok maybe not you...

Some of you lucky people are at home enjoying a LOVERLY Barbeque...or well a party...while my kids..(you know bad bad mommy) are CLEANING.

Well, that's what you get when you can't keep anything CLEAN for 24 frickin hours. I swear these little people leave EVERYTHING out.

~~ Lizzie starts Kindergarten tomorrow. It'll only be me and Connor at home...nice and QUIET!!!~~

Friday's Feast One Hundred and Fifty Eight..

Appetizer
Who is the easiest person for you to talk to?


My husband actually is.

Soup
If you could live in any ancient city during the height of the quality of its society and culture, which one would you choose?

I think I'd like to live in Ancient Rome..don't ask why??? just sounds fun..

Salad
What is the most exciting event you’ve ever witnessed?


Well for me it would be redeployments..It's so exciting and emotional to see the guys come back to their families.

Main Course
If you were a celebrity, what would you do for a publicity stunt?

Hmm...I'm not really sure.....I guess I wouldn't do anything illegal or that goes against my personal morals.

Dessert
What do you consider the ideal age to have a first child?

In your mid-twenties so you can experience a bit of life first...