Monday, October 30, 2006

One of the "Cool" Kids..

My 30 Year Old husband is STILL trying to be one of the COOL KIDS--YES my friends he's 30...

Let me start this by letting you understand that I keep a password on my computer because well I just plain ole don't trust the kids or their friends not to got to websites they aren't allowed to--I've already caught them on "unacceptable" websites. The computer is also in the living room where I can see exactly what they are doing.

The other night my 11 year old had a sleepover...another 11 year old and a 12 year old and he GAVE them the password to the computer. His excuse. It was 3 AM...and he'd had a few beers...Well, that's one smart cookie for you. What in the heck did he think they were going to do on the internet at 3 AM??? What in the heck?? Oh he was trying to be the "cool" dad I see...I'm going to take the "cool" dad and knock him upside the head with it...DUMB BOYS!!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Kids always a good time...

Ahh good times folk, good times....

Today we were watching PowerPuff Girls and Lizzie said that "I could be Bubbles, Kat could be Buttercup and she would be the Pink One...." When Steven asked Lizzie what he was she said the Evil Cow...LOL...At least I got to be Bubbles (the one in blue for those not familar with the PowerPuff Girls.

Later on that night I was eating my new favorite salad...Salad Caprese...basically Tomatoes, Mozzarella, Olives, drizzles with Olive Oil and Balsamic Vinegar--get the good gourmet kind..., and Italian seasoning and she wanted some "nipples"...(the OLIVES get your minds out of the gutter!!)

Ahh good times...good times I say...I can't wait to see what's next...

Thursday, October 19, 2006



Tuesday, October 17, 2006

So, There I was.

in the Emergency Room with the Migraine from Hell..It felt like the DEVIL was inside my head wanting OUT OUT off to the ER I went..and I got the good ole..Morphine shot..Most people Morphine makes em loopy, nice people..Me...I have to be the polar opposite..Morphine makes me MEAN

This little guy was me on Morphine!!!! Poor Poor Steven couldn't even breathe right...well honestly does he ever??? After the Morphine wore off I felt better..had to apologize...seriously..

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

And Again...but hey don't I like these???

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Only One??? gosh that's hard there are so many people I'd like to see explode..oh poop just make it Bin Laden..

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

You know who really really gets on my nerves...The Wiggles...

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

My Ex-husband..he hasn't bothered to call or get in touch with Kat since the end of June..ASS

4. What is your favorite cheese?

umm no fave really...

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to mankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

a chicken salad sandwich with tomatoe and lettuce on it..thank you.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

today it would be Matthew McConnahey...yummy

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Kenny Chesney no doubt about it...

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

I'm going to go get a massage....although after sleeping with those two I might not need it ;)

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?


10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Eat..I'm Hungry

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

probably some kind of fruity beverage

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I think I'm going to the 1950's seems much more simpler then...

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

ahhh I'm always favorite rule...

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Choices---you have to go back and look at the choices you've made and how they've affected other people.

15. What is your favorite curse word?

I'm an equal opportunity curser.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

tell them to go clean something and roll over.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

my tinkerbelle snowglobe.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

have sex one more time..seriously...

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

The ability to read peoples minds.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I want to relive the past 30 minutes seriously they've been awful..I would LOCK the kids in the room this time.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

well I won't get into that one.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Australia I told ya.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

the one on the beach

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

my mother...and when she thinks she's crazy be it ;)

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

I'm sorry I'm bringing John Lennon because we've gotta talk about Yoko..

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

I'm bringing back Death to live with me since he's so cool..seriously.

27. What's your theme song?

Don't Ask Her On A Straight Tequila Night.

TOW: I get a head injury...

So, there I was last night...just got back from Bunko, cleaning out the car and BOOM I lean up and HIT MY HEAD on the car door..I just didn't hit my head I almost KNOCKED MY DAMN SELF OUT...saw pretty little stars
and hubs MADE me go to the hospital..said "better safe than sorry", "you probably have a concussion", blah blah blah...went they're fine, want anything for pain??? go home....

AND THEN, he goes and tells EVERYONE at work today...nice guy that he is...they aren't laughing at me..they're laughing with too..oh ok..go ahead..

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I was tagged so here goes.

Thanks to Andrea..really I love doing these things..LOL

Ok here goes..It's about my here goes..

3 places I love here:

--the walkplatz..I love outdoor shopping, fun fun times, great deals.

--the historical places I can history

--outside at the track when they're excercising.

3 places I hate here:

--housing--noisy, and nosy neighbors

--gosh I really don't hate anything...ok on with it..

3 places I like to go with my friends:

--Roma's..good Italian food..yummmy, shopping..have I mentioned shopping??

--Ramstein...Chili's and shopping.

3 things an outsider wouldn't understand about my town:

--heck I don't even understand...our ability to fight and still be "family"

--long seperations with spouses..

--the acronyms

The fanciest neighborhood...well the closest we have is the base commanders house..sorry

The ugliest neighborhood..some of these people keep their balconies and yards all messy

Now to tag:


Friday's Child



your name here....go on if I can you :D

Monday, October 02, 2006



This photo was on the cover of the TV guide this month and Lizzie was looking at it and talking to her sister and remarked how she didn't like the "cowboy" look..and then she remarked..

"Is this a slut mom"

:sigh: Jessica...see what a 4 year old thinks of you..put on some clothes honey.