Wednesday, October 11, 2006

And Again...but hey don't I like these???

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Only One??? gosh that's hard there are so many people I'd like to see explode..oh poop just make it Bin Laden..

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

You know who really really gets on my nerves...The Wiggles...

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

My Ex-husband..he hasn't bothered to call or get in touch with Kat since the end of June..ASS

4. What is your favorite cheese?

umm no fave really...

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to mankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

a chicken salad sandwich with tomatoe and lettuce on it..thank you.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

today it would be Matthew McConnahey...yummy

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Kenny Chesney no doubt about it...

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

I'm going to go get a massage....although after sleeping with those two I might not need it ;)

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?


10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Eat..I'm Hungry

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

probably some kind of fruity beverage

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I think I'm going to the 1950's seems much more simpler then...

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

ahhh I'm always favorite rule...

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Choices---you have to go back and look at the choices you've made and how they've affected other people.

15. What is your favorite curse word?

I'm an equal opportunity curser.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

tell them to go clean something and roll over.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

my tinkerbelle snowglobe.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

have sex one more time..seriously...

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

The ability to read peoples minds.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I want to relive the past 30 minutes seriously they've been awful..I would LOCK the kids in the room this time.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

well I won't get into that one.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

Australia I told ya.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

the one on the beach

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?

my mother...and when she thinks she's crazy be it ;)

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

I'm sorry I'm bringing John Lennon because we've gotta talk about Yoko..

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

I'm bringing back Death to live with me since he's so cool..seriously.

27. What's your theme song?

Don't Ask Her On A Straight Tequila Night.

1 comment:

Angry Dad said...

You do realise that the Wiggles are pretty big in Australia now don't you?! It would seem you might be setting yourself up for disappointment Down Under!

Couldn't agree more with John Lennon either, but he did love her!