Thursday, December 27, 2007

Christmas Ala' Moore

Ahhh Christmas has come and gone and we can get back to the usual Moore family household things...

you know:

Kat in the bathroom
Liz/Connor fighting for the fifteenhundreth time -- today.

So, anyway our Christmas was good...

The kids (as usual) got way too much and I got what I asked, what did you get..

I got

--seriously I wanted worries about me throwing them at anyone....


8 of 8 of you can have nice wine glasses and the rest get well probably the wine cup...sorry.. ;)

and some new perfume, and a really soft robe from bath and body works....

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Tis Better

To give than recieve (I heard) so since I'm only thinking of you..I'm providing you the opportunity to feel better about yourself..(See How I think of YOU)

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Time goes by and by and by

Is it just me or does time seem to go by fast this time of year...I really don't think I've spent a night at home yet....(oh wait I have, but it doesn't seem that way) Between BUNCO, BINGO and this party, that party..blah blah blah...I don't have time to do anything!!!

Don't even throw the you don't HAVE to go to BINGO and BUNCO...because I would have to say..get out yes I do!!!

Tonight we get to stay at home..(I think)...maybe???

So, what about you blog's this busy time of the year treating you.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred and Seventy One

What was the last game you purchased?

oh ummmm I think it was a Disney Trivia one.

Name something in which you don’t believe.

Lieing...I absolutely abhor lying to me or anyone.

If you could choose a celebrity to be your boss, who would you pick?

oh ummmm, how about Matthew McConahey...the hottie.

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What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?

Sometimes no matter how hard you try, people just aren't going to like you.

Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room.

I'm kind of partial to a good bath, with a candle and a good book...and no kids...did I mention no kids yet???

I'm off to take the kids to the parade, but when I get back I'll visit everyone!!!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Star vs Angel?????


So my bloggy friends and people who read my blog (all three of you...) what do you put on top of your tree...(providing you have one) or if you don't celebrate Christmas what would you????

Me, I want an Angel always always (have I mentioned always yet????) an Angel. I think it's pretty and I like it.....

Steven on the other hand wants a Star and we've never had a Star on top of our tree. This year he used Lizzie to get his way....yes, he talked her into a Star, so I being the big pushover I am ordered her one of Ebay. So, we took down the Angel and now have a Star on the just doesn't look the same to me.....


Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Hurt Feelings..

See that sign up there??? It's apparently the one that on my back today...

My feelings are VERY hurt right now...I thought I was doing something nice and all I've gotten is attitude and grief...

I just want to cry.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Chestnut's Roasting on an open fire...`

(that is sooo not my tree)

It's the most wonderful time of the year...I love it..CHRISTMAS is here. It's actually the first Christmas in FOREVER that I feel like celebrating. (Just ask my checkbook)~ Scrooge, errr I mean Steven, is not...might be because I've been spending like it's D-Day. (sooo not kidding there).

So, do you have your Christmas shopping done?? Mine is, well except for the little things I've been picking up here and there....

Wanna know a secret.....a funny funny secret...ok here it is shhhhh don't tell anyone..

that is what we bought Kat for Christmas, but (and here's the funny secret here)...Steven has been using the camera since..oh HALLOWEEN..because Liz accidentally dropped ours off the plane last summer and the lens broke..(I did buy a new one and it's on the way)..

Saturday, November 24, 2007

TOW: I Break My Foot

Isn't it pretty??? Yep it was!! I got to go to the real German
doctor and get some real neat German drugs...YAY ME!!!

Here's my story (and I'm sticking to it!!)

I volunteered to be the Outdoor Food chair at our Fall Bazaar (felt more like winter to me), it was a pain in my *** or better yet a pain in my foot.

One of my 'duties' was to set up outdoor food tents with tables and benches..Well in the setting up of the tables and benches I dropped said table on my foot. It hurt!!! I went to the EMS tent when it first happened and they said I was fine so I walked around on it for about an hour or really started to hurt so I went ot talk to my friends and they looked at it and said it looked broken..Called the EMS people again and I was sent to the hospital..My knight in shining armor CARRIED me to the car and we went to the German doctor...The German doctor was so nice and FAST!!! They also gave me some great drugs..(which I thought was ibuprofen until I felt really warm and fuzzy).

Well, Steven wasn't happy that I still went back to the bazaar and finished my duties and helped out where I could because I felt I needed to!!! (the German drugs were helping too)

So I'm 'supposed' to be on a pair of crutches now, but I can't walk on them so I'm just well doing what I can until my foot starts to hurt and then I sit down and rest (I might be milking it a bit also...just saying) Just kidding Steven!!!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Veteran's Day

It's Veteran's Day...a day to thank those that have ensured that we have the freedom that we have gotten used to.

So a big THANK YOU to the Veteran's Past and Present!!!

There's a lot more I could say, but honestly this song says it all...

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty Eight

Which snack do you like to get when you go to the movies?

OK I know it sounds weird, but I don't like to go to the movies...err..I actually hate to go to the movie theatre.

What year did you start using the internet?

Umm 1994 or 1995 ish (I think)...can't remember back that far...heck can't remember last week...

What is your first name in Pig Latin? (Here’s how to speak it if you don’t already know!)


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Name something you are picky about.

Can I name two.??...OK how about my laundry and the way the dishwasher is loaded....I wonder if I can make a map to show the family how it should look???

Fill in the blanks: I ____ ____ yesterday and I ____ ____ today.

I WAS EXCITED yesterday and I AM TIRED today.

Linky Love here..

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Blogging Blah...

Yep I've got them...Toni (I think)has them. Who else?? I do enjoy stopping by each of your blogs though..

That's all for today :D....

Wednesday, October 24, 2007


I wish I could put a picture here of what THAT MAN did to my sweet baby boy..

Now before y'all start calling DSS on me and crap...(put down the phone...damn it!!!)

HE *gasp* cut the boys hair...cut all the cute little baby curls out of his hair..

HE *says* "Now he looks like a boy"...I'll give you looks like a boy when I pull your chest hairs out one by one just for pissing me off..

I CRIED when I saw it...


Friday, October 19, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty - Five

If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?

OMG...can't I just be a cat...I mean c'mon my cats sleep for 16 hours a day..wake up to eat and get petted and then back to sleep...seriously???

What does the color purple make you think of?

It makes me think of the movie...

Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?

Me, not very long maybe 15-20 minutes...but I'm not a girly girl..I am a jeans, t-shirt, hair up, no make-up girl :D

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How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?

I think around 10, and unfortunately no...we are a military family so I hardly see an y of them.

Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)

R = Remain
M = Marvelous
M = Mom

Wednesday, October 17, 2007


***WEll I had a GREAT picture to put here but DAMN BLOGGER--You are the bane of my existence**

I HATE this time of year...the changing from nice to chilly to cold to nice to cold to chilly to nice..well I'm sure you get the picture here.

I ALWAYS get a damn, when I get a cold I go on..keep going to the damn meetings..and well just take some damn day-quil. Steven on the other hand thinks he's dying...the big BABY!!!

Lately we've been in bed and going to sleep by 9 pm. (I feel old!!!) Well actually Steven goes to sleep first and then I try to get to sleep for his farting and coughing and basically making icky noises..again damn him.

So, anyhow the whole point of this post is that Steven is a big baby!!! Mr. I'm sick..blah blah blah...

Ok see I'm being a little hateful I'll just gracefully bow out..

Friday, October 12, 2007

Fridays Feast One Hundred and Sixty-Four.

When was the last time you were surprised?

My kids surprise me every day!!!!!

Fill in the blanks: My eyes are ________, but I wish they were __________.

brown, blue ....I've always--always wanted blue eyes...

If you were a Beanie Baby, what would you look like and what would your name be?

OK I found a pic on the internet I liked..

(I stole this off of NZ Mommy's blog..actually I found it on the internet and then went and had a lookie at her blog!!)
This is me...This is me because I have a small problem..Can't say NO...I have the word SUCKER written on my I'll just call her.."I'm a SUCKER"

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Name two things you consistently do that you consider to be healthy habits.

First I have to say HEALTHY??? hahahahha...ok ummmmm??? ummmm???

**I drink a lot of water--that's healthy right???

**yep that's all I got...

What brand of toothpaste are you using these days? Do you like it? Why or why not?

Hold on let me go check....ok Colgate White Vanilla Mint..what can I say about it?? It's toothpaste.

KK..linky heres...

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

As promised....

A little backstory first:

When Connor was younger and learning where his eyes, ears, nose...(you get the picture) where I taught him where his 'glutus maximus' was..he would laugh and point to his butt..too damn funny...

so, this week the remote was lost and Lizzie was looking for it...the conversation went like this...

Liz: Kat get off your glutus maximus so I can see if the remote is there.

Kat: What's a glutus maximus???

Me: Your butt...

Kat: Oh well's a glutus minimus...

That's all I have for today..please go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007


Ok I'm a slacker I admit it...I'm sorry for (fill in excuse here) blah blah blah..How about we just go straight to a little update.

~~ I'm potty training Connor this week...Wow he's a stinker...It's more like who's more stubborn around here..(he's winning)...He will go only when he wants to. So I set a timer and EVERY thirty minutes its to the potty for us..He's the ONLY kid I've ever met that pees on command.

~~ Still working with Lizzies Daisy troop, the OCSC and Bazaar. (Amanda YOU would know this if you actually READ my blog...)

~~ Just finished mid-terms. Now I have a six page article critique due on the 14th...Can we say ughhhh....

~~ Ummm yeah that's about all...

~~ OMG I'm UBER excited....Army Wives just started here..I love it already..

~~ Tomorrow I'll post a Kat-Liz funny...

Peace out....

Friday, October 05, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty-Three

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you look forward to your birthday?

5...I havent' had a birthday party in about 500 years!!! I don't really do anything special on my birthday either..

What is one word you don’t like the sound, spelling, or meaning of?

mine would actually be C.U.N.T. I hate that word!!! seriously call me anything but that..

Do you wear sunglasses when you’re outside? If so, what does your current pair look like?

hahah I have kids..that would mean I would get a pair of sunglasses and get to oh I don't know..keep them or not get them lost.

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If you were to write a book, to whom would you dedicate it?

This is dedicated to the one's I love..:D

Name a beverage that you enjoy.

sweet tea...yummy

Ok here's a linky..just link and I'll come visit ya!!

Wednesday, October 03, 2007


Boy sometimes you just get busy!!! When do you know too much is too much???? When you fall from exhaustion? When the kids think their life is to 'go to meetings'? I think I'm about there. I don't have a 'real' job per say but I do volunteer ALOT apparently. Why, you ask?? because if I had to stay home I'd go C.R.A.Z.Y. (Maybe I'm already there!!) What exactly do I volunteer at?? Well let's go there..

1) OCSC (for you civilians--Officer's Civilian Spouses Club--think ladies who lunch ;) ) --I do the newsletter...not too much about once a month I put it together and another day I edit and pitch it in people's mailboxes.

2) Bazaar Board--Outdoor Food Chair...We have a bazaar every year--this year I'm the outdoor food chair..I'm responsible for the outdoor food vendors..make sure everything works..blah blah blah..blah blah blah...I only did this because someone said it was 'easy'..LIARS...or should I say I've got SUCKER written on my forehead!!

3) PTSA President -- Now that is EASY simply because I have great people working with me..(should you every find this blog..thank you ladies)

4) Daisy Scout Leader -- this was only because Lizzie couldn't get in the troop unless they had another parent stepped up...however...I don't really have to do anything except come to the meetings...which I would do anyway because it's what Lizzie wanted to do.

I'm not answering my phone anymore...just in case someone asks me to do something...

Now, I've got to go make some desserts for Steven's squadron's dessert auction tommorrow...

Anything you want me to do??????? Just ask me I've got SUCKER written on my face....

Monday, October 01, 2007

AHHH life is BACK to NORMAL!!

Steven went back to work today...(Can I get a big YAY from the crowd??...only me well ok..)

I tell you I seriously NEEDED him to get the hell out of the house and leave me alone go back to work.

Yesterday no kidding...he was on my LAST nerve (one I didn't even know I had..but he was ON it!!!) he would talk and it was like someone would take their nails to the chalkboard. My skin would crawl, I'd have goosebumps up and down my body, and I would physically CRINGE!@!!!

Now don't get me wrong...I love the man, but too much time together does not do good things to us..He was trying to ASSERT HIS AUTHORITY (anyone hear Cartman from South Park there???) in this house the whole time he was home. From the I know how to do laundry (and why isn't it done every day?? but boy can he make the whites white!!) to the fighting with Katherine...

All in all....I would've had to be bailed out if he'd stayed home ANY longer..

Now back to 'real' life around here...'s good to be home!!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday's Feast Number One Hundred and Sixty One

What is your favorite type of art?

I guess my favorite type of art would have to be the kind I put on My refrigerator. Now one of my favorite painters is Jim Booth -- He paints pictures of around the Charleston Area.

When was the last time you got a free lunch (or breakfast or dinner)? Who paid for it?

I went to an OCSC meeting the other night where they paid for dinner..So I guess it was then.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how emotional are you?

umm about a 5...sometimes I'm EXTREMELY emotional...other times..not so much.

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Approximately how long do you spend each day responding to emails?

OH gosh...some days it seems like its for-flippin-EVER. I do a lot of volunteer stuff around the community so I get a lot in my email box.

To what temperature do you usually set your home’s thermostat?

err...we don't have a thermostat we have heater it's usually on 3...

Happy Feasting and Happy Friday everyone. Be Safe and Have a good Weekend.!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I'm so L.O.N.E.L.Y

I love the military life...seriously I do, but..All my friends are leaving me this next month...EVERY FLIPPIN ONE OF THEM. How the flip can they do this to me?? Who am I going to gossip with??? go to lunch or dinner with??

I'm going to be one lonely bugger here. I know I know..put myself out there and find new friends but it's really hard at this base...everyone around here is clicked and the people in Steven's peer group generally have no kids, so for us to go somewhere we'd have to find a babysitter and well need I remind anyone how expensive that is??? Heck Katherine..the fruit of my very own loins...charges me $3. an hour and REMINDS me of how cheap she is and how very nice she is to be doing this for me...(Extortionist!!!!!)

I do alot around the base, but I feel the people I come into contact with aren't 'real' friends...

I'm so depressed right now..It hit me at the Air Force Ball on Saturday night when I was looking around and seeing all the people with their friends, taking pictures, dancing, having fun and I had NOONE...NOONE wanted to take a picture with me...noone wanted me to dance with them...NOONE..

Ahhh sigh....

OK enough bitching...Who needs friends anyway???

Saturday, September 15, 2007

HAHA I won!!!

Lookie I won a contest from 5 minutes for mom.

Go ahead and check out what I won...(Ok so Connor will get it but HEY!!! It might get me a good 5-10 minutes of quiet time around here...

Go say Hi and check out their blog also...:D..

Winner's List

Friday, September 14, 2007

Feast One Hundred and Sixty

When was the last time you visited a hospital?

This summer some time I went in for a it would have to be then

On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how ambitious are you?

Me personally, I guess I'm about a 5 (ish). I want to do better but I like being a mom.

Make a sentence using the letters of a body part. (Example: (mouth) My other ukelele tings healthily.)

Eating Asparugus Rocks!!!

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If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it?

Wow..ummm I want a Mommy's Anonymus Club..for those stay at home moms who just need a break...noone would judge..

What color is the carpet/flooring in your home?

I have Air Force ugly tile.

Sign here to play!!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

*****And Now for the Funny*****

So, last night I asked Steven if he wanted to see what I was wearing to the Air Force Ball and of course he said yes...

I came out in a little lingerie dress thingie..he hmmmm'ed and hawed...and well just kept um um um um uum um um um um um

I let it go for about 5 minutes until I told him I was messing and showed him my real dress.

He didn't think it was quite as funny as I did...

First a Contest!! Then a Funny

Here's a contest for ya's...

the Pinks and Blue's girls are having a contest to win lots of hanes clothing..(including undies and let me tell you my kids have an undie fetish). So go here
and enter...

And keep checking out their giveaway pages because they ALWAYS have something going on...

Monday, September 10, 2007


(or so they tell me...)

Well, my bloggy friends...(and family...) Steven came home on Saturday evening to great fanfare..(ok just us and a couple of friends..)WE had a great first night(well except for his ability to make me feel like I haven't done ANYTHING at all all summer)

It's hard to get used to him being here...(the poor kitties had to give up their section of the bed...poor poor babies. )

He wants to take over and discipline the kids...make changes to what I've done, change things...

and NOT LET ME NAP...seriously what is wrong with that picture...

he say's "I've been off fighting the war...blah blah blah"

I say..."Hello, have you met your kids???"

We have 3 kids who I've nicknamed:

Bitchy, Whiny and he who gets into EVERYTHING....

Well, I'm just happy he's home. :D...I did miss him...I mean now they still outnumber us..but I'm up one more!!!

Friday, September 07, 2007

Friday's Feast Number One Hundred and Fifty-nine

Using only one word, how does grocery shopping make you feel?


What is your favorite part about the season of Autumn?

I love the changing of the colors..

Have you ever had any bad experiences online?

No, not really other than the phishing of passwords..

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Name three things that make you happy daily.

Katherine, Elizabeth and Connor.

What one household cleansing or organizing item would you not want to be without?

bleach..seriously I love that stuff.

Leave your name here and I'll come visit :D

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

First Day of school

Look who went for her FIRST DAY of school this morning...She was OK leaving ....really wanted to be there..

and here's her in the classroom...(sorry about the suckiness of the camera lens is broke...gah....)

The house was sooo quiet this morning...Connor actually took a NAP!!!!

Yes a Nap...and you know what that means....that's right my friends...Becky took a nap too...

When I went to get her she told me she didn't want to go back because they wouldn't let her take her school supplies home....I told her well she would have some supplies at home she could use also....

Ahh...2 down 1 to go......:D

Monday, September 03, 2007

Labor Day ....

Happy Labor Day all..

Yes, my friends its the day that we clean....ok maybe not you...

Some of you lucky people are at home enjoying a LOVERLY Barbeque...or well a party...while my kids..(you know bad bad mommy) are CLEANING.

Well, that's what you get when you can't keep anything CLEAN for 24 frickin hours. I swear these little people leave EVERYTHING out.

~~ Lizzie starts Kindergarten tomorrow. It'll only be me and Connor at home...nice and QUIET!!!~~

Friday, August 31, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred and Fifty Eight..

Who is the easiest person for you to talk to?

My husband actually is.

If you could live in any ancient city during the height of the quality of its society and culture, which one would you choose?

I think I'd like to live in Ancient Rome..don't ask why??? just sounds fun..

What is the most exciting event you’ve ever witnessed?

Well for me it would be redeployments..It's so exciting and emotional to see the guys come back to their families.

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If you were a celebrity, what would you do for a publicity stunt?

Hmm...I'm not really sure.....I guess I wouldn't do anything illegal or that goes against my personal morals.

What do you consider the ideal age to have a first child?

In your mid-twenties so you can experience a bit of life first...

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

It starts ALREADY!!

School Diary: Day 3--3 people 3!!!

This a.m. we had our firsts 'i'm sick'..blah blah went like this:

Kat: Mom my stomach hurts.

Me: Uh-huh go eat!!!

(ten minutes later)

Kat: Mom my stomach still hurts.

Me: Your going to school unless you're dead.

Kat: I might be soon

Me: find your shoes and get out!!

(ten minutes later)

Kat: I can't find my other shoe.

Me: Jeez..just wear mine that's what you do anyway.

Kat: Can you drive me to school I'm going to be late


Kat: You know your shoes don't run..that's what you said.

Me: You better be out the door before I get up.

So, it starts the 'i don't feel well'....last year I was quick to give in..this year she's going to school until the nurse calls me to come get her.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Ahhh TV I miss you so!!

Here I am going through my 5 15 channels of television...woohoo a whole 15!!! And there is nothing on but CRAP!!! I got to thinking of how when I was in the states I was addicted watched a lot of television. I miss good TV. I miss commercials...yes I do...Here we have AFN commercials and I do consider myself an EXPERT on things such as:

OPSEC (Operations Security)...aka keep your damn mouth shut.

How to get rid of classified information--and who's going to beat on you if you don't.

What channel to listen to for updates about base activities.

What a life!!!

I do miss stateside television...

The FOOD NETWORK...every show...I watched that for about the first month...I figured I had watched it too much when I started to see ***gasp**** re-runs.

Rock of Love..cheesy but Brett Michael has ALWAYS been a hottie..not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but heck he looks good so who cares???

Army Wives...seriously who watched the finale...I got to read about it online but **gasp** OMG.

I think that's about all...maybe...or it's just what I cared about...

Monday, August 27, 2007

Just another Manic Monday

whoa o...o...(you know you're singing it!!)

Katherine started school again today (GRADE 7) and Lizzie went to Kindergarten orientation. Wow, I'm getting old and just where did the time go I'd like to know??

I am so tired though...we went to Katherine's school (all day flippin long) so I could see her classes and meet her teachers..(ok I really didn't care, but I had to be there anyway as the president of the PTSA...yes I'm a SUCKER!!)

Anywho..I'm trying to ebay the kids some halloween outfits now..They however are ANGRY that I didn't win some.....Lord have mercy what do they want me to do?? Pay $100 per costume?? (don't answer that I'm sure I know the answer to that one)

So, Dilemma of the Day:

Kat (trying to help me) buys something off of ebay and pays for it out of my paypal acct...the people she bought from charged 85.90 shipping to get it to me...

I cancelled and put a stop payment on the payment ($29.00--came out of her allowance) and wrote the seller requesting they NOT send it to me and told them I cancelled the payment...they shipped anyways...

SO, what do I do when it gets here?? return to sender...keep it and donate it to the church for them trying to **** people up the yim-yang on shipping???

Let me know..

Friday, August 24, 2007

Where the heck have I been???? or What did I do this summer???

Wow have I missed y'all!!!

So, what did you do this summer?? Anything fun???

Me, Well I went to the states and just had a good ole shopping time. However, I was unable to update my blog because well...1 OLD computer and 4 people wanting to be on it--meant I didn't really get a chance to.

I did go to the beach,...


did I mention shop yet???...

Umm finished 2 more classes...and

well, wanted to kill the kids...

so, fill me in on your summer???

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Back in the States Again

Well, my bloggy friends~~ I decided after the last couple of weeks I had that I needed a 'mental health break' so I hopped back to the states (Space A) and am here in the nice HOT weather now. I plan to do a couple of beach days and well some other things while I am here..

Let me tell you about Space A travel's not for the faint of heart.

We sat in the terminal in Ramstein for 3 days trying to get out. We got on one plane to Dover (Delaware) and the plane broke. So, we were bumped. Finally the third day we got on a plane to McGuire (New Jersey). We were on a C-17 Cargo plane that was full of cargo and we sat on the jump seats. The kids were B.O.R.E.D. and you know what happens when my kids get bored...Hell ensued. They stayed awake for 8 hours of the 9 hour flight. I finally got to sleep for about an hour. Then when we landed we hopped a shuttle to Philly airport and rented a car.

I spent 12 hours of a car trip yelling at Connor to get back in his seat and put his damn seatbelt on.

Gotta love space-A however because it was FREE. FREE. FREE.

OK must go to Wally-World for now..Boy do I love~love~love that place.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

When It Rains It Pours..

Noah came over with some animals today...

Why? Well it seems my house was under 3 inches of water and he thought it was the ark.

Seems my kids (or possibly one of the kids in the apt. above us) threw a washcloth, a diaper and a thing of makeup down the drain and it all backed up into MY house.

Lucky me...

I have sucked up no less than 12 buckets of water on my the huge one housing maintenance sucked up with theirs..

My Tequila: Well, I was going to mop the floors I ran around and threw some Lysol on the floor when we were getting the water off...

Off to do more laundry now..since EVERY towel, sheet, and or piece of clothes I could find in the house is wet...


Friday, June 22, 2007

I <3 Pay Per Post!!!

I think we all know I <3 a lot of things... Pay Per Post is one of them. I've been a 'postie' for around six or so months.

Here's where you can go...just clickie...make money blogging

I found Pay Per Post on another Bloggers page (and No I don't remember who's) and decided heck I wanna make some money blogging and become one of the 'Cool' Kids. Pay Per Post is the greatest I've made approximately $30.00 so far and it goes straight to my paypal know the one I reserve for my online shopping addiction.

I enjoy reading everyone's PPP posts because as we know I am ALWAYS looking for something new. PPP is a great way to get to know people..(HELLO COLLEEN YOU ARE MY IDOL) and learn new blogging techniques.

I recommend everyone sign up for Pay Per Post and try it out!!!

Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty-Nine

Name a funny habit you have.

I don't think I have any funny habits so to say...let me ask the kids..

they said when I'm talking and can't remember the names of things and call them..that know the one I'm talking about..that thing..

and Lizzie said I sing funny...hmmmm

If you could instantly know how to play a musical instrument, which one would you pick?

The Piano...I think that would be GREAT!!

How long is your hair?

ok admit how many of us went and had to look..(raises hand)..It's about 1-2 inches below my shoulders..

Main Course
When was the last time you forgave someone, and who was it?

Yesterday I had to forgive my 12 year old for being a pain in the bohunkus..does that count?

What is your favorite kitchen appliance?

The cook...what I don't have one?? well, if I did it would be my favorite..Ok umm the crockpot I guess makes making dinner easy.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Monday, June 18, 2007

In Pain/Mad/Upset

I'm in pain, mad and upset right now...

I just want everyone to think good thoughts toward me..I need them

Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty Eight

Fill in the blank: The best thing about where I live is _________________…

The beautiful countryside and the history.

Create a new name for a deodorant (like “Flower Fresh” or “Shower Scent”).

Fresh like a clean baby butt.

What was the last piece of software you installed onto your computer?

umm ...I think it was Fairy Godmother Tycoon..a fun game I got off of Pogo.

Main Course
If you were to receive a superlative award today beginning with the words ”Most likely to…”, what would the rest of the phrase say?

Most likely to pass out from surprise. The kids are being EXCELLENT today.

What two colors do you like to wear together?

umm khaki and red...I guess.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Living *THE* Life

I'm Living the Life People..Living the Life....

I had to call maintenance out to my house today because..

1) My stove was about to blow up..(okay one of the burners wouldn't work..but hey this is MY story)....


2) The handle fell of my refrigerator the other day...I felt like superwoman for about 1 second then I went.."Oh shit..I broke the damn refrigerator"...

So, I call they say..well be out between sunup and sundown 600 days from now.

I got really, really excited...

Are you ready for why???

Seriously are you ready??

Because I could..mop under the refrigerator and stove without

I actually cried when they left because I didn't get a new stove or refrigerator...

Yep that is Living *THE* Life...

Friday, June 08, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred Forty Seven

What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?

The ultimate snack food for me would be quacamole and chips. I love love love that stuff.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?

Probably a 7 honestly. It's a pretty common last name.

Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?

Remember Momma from 'Momma's Family'? It has soooo got to be her. She was great...telling people exactly like it was.

Main Course
Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.

Do I shop online??? hahahhaha let me laugh here..I am the queen of online shopping. I love ebay and amazon, old navy, Disney...ermmm well anywhere really...

Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.

I think *my cat* should be *off my monitor*. Seriously she must be feeling 'unloved' because she is sitting in front of the monitor this morning and trying to type around kitty butt is kinda hard...Must go give her some kitty loving..

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Just call me Mrs. Robinson

I have a little problem here friends. I mean how many times is the neighboorhood going to see my tata's??? The kids' I mean..

First Time: I was taking a shower, singing Fergalicious, having a good ole know- one where you got to shower by yourself..and I look up and notice that there are about 7 heads outside my shower...I ONLY HAVE 3 KIDS..where did these extra heads come from??? stick my head out and there are the neighboorhood kids...deciding now is the EXACT time to ask me if they can have a popsicle...Lucky me my shower is beveled otherwise they would've seen more than they wanted to I Promise!!!!

What did I say?? YES, c'mon you know they had me between a rock and a hard place.

Second time: Last night I was getting ready for bed and looked up when 4 little boys from the neighborhood were looking in my window and kidding "Hi Ms. Becky"..yep you got it they all got a look at the tata's..Probably was fine as I'm about as developed as a 13 year old girl. But anywho, these kids were out at 8:30 ON A SCHOOL NIGHT..So, when someone's mother come's to my door..I'll make sure to inform said woman that 8:30 on a school night is a bit late for the little boogers to be out and looking in my window is probably not cool either..

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

1 Down...1 To go..

Well, the semester is at an end..well at least it's the part of the semester that you have to turn in the 'big' paper or project.

I just turned in a 6 page philosophy paper...MY topic you ask??? Why retroactive birth control is moral and ethical...NO you don't believe me? Well..Ok it was how the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy is morally wrong.

Let me know what you think about it.

I have 1 more to's a bit harder it's a psychology assesment paper for my Counseling Psychology class...I thought it would be easier because well it looked that way..but was I wayyyyyyyyyy wrong. I'm working on one section a night.(because well honestly that's about all I can handle.)

This semester's classes...
~~ Biological Basis of Behaviour.


~~ Contemporary Sexual Ethics...(yep I took this one because it dirrrrrrttttttyyyyy) to threaten the kids to clean up something..

Monday, June 04, 2007

What Have I done to Piss off the Universe??


And what makes a really big mess that you are STILL cleaning 5 days later??? Dropping a 5 lb. bag of flour in the kitchen that's what...

NO, there are no pictures..

Yes, I'm sure it'll be funny's actually kinda funny now..when I open something and there is flour in it.

So, seriously

Anyone want a preteen??? C.H.E.A.P??? REALLY REALLY CHEAP

NO, how about I PAY YOU to take her??

How much ?? Um, how much do you want?

The question is does it get better or should I just give up now...ground her to the closet until she's 18 and allow her out then to see if I like her??

Friday, June 01, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty Six.

Name something you think is “the best.”

To me all my friends are simply "the best"...Now how many of us are singing that song?? and in case you aren't here you go...

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 highest), how stressed are you today?

Today's stress level is only a 5 with a chance of a 6 or 7

What kind of cleanser do you use to wash your face?

I just use soap..seriously just soap.

Main Course
Tonight is a blue moon! What is something that you believe only happens “once in a blue moon.”

Umm do my kids cleaning up after themselves count???

When was the last time it rained where you live?

I'm pretty sure it rained this morning and looks like it'll rain this afternoon also...

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Tales of a Teenage Drama Queen.

Gotta love em when they are teenagers, I tell you...Ok sometimes not..but we are supposed too..

I have the ORIGINAL drama queen my friends...12 years old and a drama much so today she accused me of *child abuse*..Yes I am an least if an abuser does such things like:

~~ expect her to do her chores..and the *gasp* first time I ask

~~ expect her to do her homework.

~~ expect her not to talk back...

~~ expect no lying and stealing.

~~ expect well nothing else..gosh she's right I am sooooo mean..probably deserve that mean mother award...Toni you can sent that over anytime you want.

So, what may you ask preceded this *child abuse* charge. Well...she actually went to school and cried and told the teachers I slap her and pull her hair...

BUT WAIT she told two different teachers two entirely different stories. OH yes...HELLO rule number one..stick to one story....

Anyhow there I was called and told I had to go to family advocacy..(again...) and I called family advocacy and told them straight up.."If I couldn't discipline my daughter and she could throw around any old accusation then I was packing her shit and bringing her to them..." Yes I DID..

Did I make her pack her bag: Your damn tootin I did...this is a power struggle if SHE thinks she is going to win..she is sadly mistaken..

What happened at family advocacy you ask??? Well, he (the counselor) got that she was a drama queen and basically said I had to not help her with her drama..blah, blah, blah..and that he felt she was a difficult child...I wanted to say "you think????"

Then he brought both of us together and basically told her I was the mother and she was the child...PERIOD.FINITO.END OF SENTENCE and she needed to listen to what I said and do what I told her too.

VINDICATION is so sweet my bloggy friends...

Confession time here: I soooo want to pull her hair and slap her so she knows what it feels like though..but instead I'll go take a HOT bath and eat a candy bar.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Happy Memorial Day

Memorial Day is here again. It is the day we choose to remember all those before us who have fought for us...To make us who we are, To make us how we are.

So, I'm going to make it short and sweet and take a minute to remember those who came before us who fought for us and those who are fighting for us now.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty Five (Number One for me!!)

Name a sound you like to hear.

I know I know so cliche, but I love love love to hear the sound of the babies laughing...oh and the ocean...oh and silence at times too..hmm I guess that was more than one..go with the first if we must.

What is your favorite kind of cheese?

I'm not really a cheesy person (hahaha)but I guess I would have to go with Mozerella. yumm-o

Do you sleep late on Saturday mornings? Why or why not?

I *try* to sleep late every morning, but yes...I have 3 kids I'm tired...very very tired.

Main Course
When was the last time you forgot something? What was it, and how long did it take to remember it?

Last time I forgot something??? Heck I'm probably forgetting something right now..It's not so much I *forget* but it's I don't realize what time it is or what I'm supposed to be doing...OHHH now I know I forgot to pay my flippin phone bill and they turned off my ability to dial out (not that that's hurt me at all..I don't really call anyone)...I remembered when I saw the phone place.

Fill in the blank: I notice ____________ when _____________.

I notice a person's eye's when they smile. I know cheesy but I do...I love to see a person smile with their whole person. And I've noticed that if you look into a person's eyes that's where the real smile is..

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Google Meme

I stole this off Mr. Fab's blog (hey you gotta do what you gotta do when you're not one of the cool kids)..but this time you have to put eight different phrases: needs, is, likes, wants, gets, says, does, and eats.

So here goes:

Becky needs a cactus shoved up her vagina. Wow, all I've gotta say is allrighty then..

Becky needs a psychiatrist!Well you would too if you were here..


Becky is

Every Little Thing Becky Does Is Magic!Damn straight it is EVERY THING

*becky is no longer active on Flickr. Umm no because I could never figger it out..


Becky Likes

Becky likes to drink-- Umm yup...

Becky loves to read. again..yes..


Becky wants

Becky wants you Yes, and you and you and you

Becky wants to blow up her school. No not really...I already finished the Stats reason to blow up anything now..


Becky gets

Becky gets some much needed rest All I've gotta say to this one is PLEASE!!!!

BECKY GETS AN A In MOST classes..not so much in others..which reminds me...I've got papers to write..


Becky Says

Becky Says: Drinking coffee. There's plenty in the pot...and while you're up get me some..thanks..\\


Becky Does

Becky does it again yep and again and again and again


Becky eats

Becky eats like a bird that's because Becky's on the 'toddler diet' you know the one where you eat either until they take away your plate, or just eat your food.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007


I knew it was going to be a B.A.D. day from the time I woke up (was woken up rather rudely--I'll have you know) by Lizzie who turned on my light at 5 (flippin) thirty this morning with a "mommy you've slept enough"...I said No my dear I haven't come watch TV in mommy's room...

From there it went something like this:

~~Wake up and realize wow my back hurts, my throat hurts, my ears are ringing..Oh SHIT I think I'm getting sick..I don't have time to get sick...grab two aspirin and pretend I feel fine...

~~Go to the post office to send a box to Steven and OF COURSE they were out of boxes, tape, I had to go get said items..

~~Go get said items and my total at checkout was $6.66 (no kidding..) now I'm not superstitious but HELLO even I'm not going to mess with that one..quick grab another candy bar (like I needed another candy bar)

~~OH yeah and my house looks like *ASS right now..I need to clean and I don't feel good...OH AND NO CHOCOLATE IN THE DAMN HOUSE...


Sunday, May 20, 2007

Spotlight Sunday

In my Spotlight for today is Kristin of Motherhood Uncensored
. She probably doesn't need me to spotlight her as she's one of the 'biggies' in the blogging world. She's an Air Force Spouse living with her in-laws (oh girl I do not envy you) and has two young kids. She talks about everything on her blog and I do mean EVERYTHING..

Go check her out.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

To Make or Not to Make that is the Question?

Another post about Katherine..anyone seeing a pattern here???

See she is in Civil Air Patrol and doesn't really want to do it anymore...I'm not actually sure she wanted to do it in the first place...I think her father did and she wanted to make daddy happy.

I asked her her reasons for not wanting to do it and they were:

1) Daddy's not sense in it.

2) I can't have pink hair...(oh yeah that was a selling point for me)

3) But MOMMMMMMMM.....

So, here the question became...

Is it because there really aren't any girls in's all boys..

Do you not want to do it because you...gasp....have to run and be active?

Do you not want to do it because you have to study for tests....(and we ALL know school isn't her strong suit)

Do you not want to do it because you'd rather laze around the house???

Now, we know me I'm all about not taking her...I don't have to go to the place (about 30 minutes away) and stay there for 2 1/2 hours finding something for the younger ones to do while waiting on her. Heck, I'd rather stay home and clean watch TV also....but she did promise her father a year..and it hasn't been that..

Oh what to do ....what to do.....

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Curse

You know the one I'm talking about...The one every mother gives to their offspring when we are being exceptionally bad...

'I hope you have one just like you'

See, I knew my mother was a witch for a long wasn't just the evil eye, the seeing what I was doing around corners, the way she was able to look at me when I came in and know I had been up to something. It was her ability to turn her head around three times and puke green (oh wait that may have been the excorcist...anyways...)

Her curse has come true..according to her at least..

She says Kat gets her mouth and attitude from me..I don't remember being this mouthy when I was younger..I'm sure IF I had I would've been knocked into next week -- or my teeth would've been knocked out of my head.

She says I didn't like to clean either..but I did..oh did I...again..If I was as lazy as her I would've been knocked clear into next week..(do we see a pattern emerging here?) Heck I don't like to clean now but it's not like I ask her to do much..a little cleaning every day..goes a long way..

As for Lizzie and Connor..if that was anyone's curse it was Steven's...I was NEVER that bad..I'm telling you...'s that curse working out for you?

Monday, May 14, 2007

Monday Monday

Oh did I mention it was monday yet???

Let's see where were we??? Oh yep Monday.

The weekend was ok here...went to a kids party at 'happyland' on enjoyed it. Mom was unconditionally bored.

Sunday went to church..It was a nice service.

Boy am I B.O.R.I.N.G. seriously

Well, that's a toothbrush down the drain..Connor seems to think my toothbrush is the ideal thing to brush his feet, toes, chest and ummmm male parts..lucky me...

Tell me a story....something..

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Spotlight Sunday.

In the spotlight today is her majesty The Peanut Queen The PQ lives in Florida with her husband and adorable dog..Princess Fur Face. This was one of the first blogs I found..(and no I don't remember how...) I love to read her EVERY.FLIPPIN.DAY. I don't comment every day but I do read it...

Go on over there and tell her to put on her tiara 'cuz she's in the spotlight..:D


Thursday, May 10, 2007

Forgive Me

Forgive me my bloggy friends for I have sinned:

I haven't been on here lately because I've been having a pity party for one. You see my friends..Steven has left for FOUR freaking months to the sandbox..and left me with the devil's spawn.

They are already starting awful--I mean it can only get better from here on right??? First thing yesterday I asked Lizzie to pick up her toys and put them away and gave her 30 minutes...Did she do it?? OF course not silly's..So, I took them down to the basement and told her I threw them away. (I'll give em back in about two weeks or so.) And Katherine OMG. I asked her to help me by picking up the living room floor so I can start on the 'daddy's gone..let's clean up the house REALLY good while he's not going through my trash bag..insisting he NEEDS this stuff cleaning' and it took her OVER an hour to pick up a small stretch of floor..ughhhh

Then S got to come home for the night and we went to a last dinner with friends and left the kids here..and they went W.I.L.D. No kiddding..Kat was throwing cans of coke off of my balcony because she was "bored" ughhhhh...Grounded already?? I hope that this is their acting up and they'll get better or???

Ok back to pity party..table for one please.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

In the Spotlight today is my very own sister...Jennifer

Jennifer is well my sister...She's a mother of two...(and yes Jennifer we CAN trade Ari for Katherine. I'll take Kat back when she's ohhh 18 and if I like her she can stay.) Jennifer is going back to school, umm dealing with the devil..(I mean my mother). And doesn't blog nearly as much as she should..

Go visit her and say HI..from me.

Saturday, May 05, 2007


So, at what age did your kiddos start babysitting?

Katherine SHOULD be able to babysit now..She's 12 and has taken the Red Cross (required) babysitting course. But, she can't--we have a hard time trusting her to watch herself less her sister and brother (referred to from here on as the demon spawn).

I remember when I was her age I was babysitting like a mofo...all the neighborhood kids. For HOURS UPON HOURS UPON HOURS...I had quite the business. All kinds of money to spend..well, you know the drill

Katherine on the other hand cannot be trusted. She blames it on the demon spawn. I blame it on her immaturity and unability (is that a word??) to keep her nose out of a book or her eyes off the television set for more than oh say 20 seconds and therefore, the demon spawn tend to do things like get into the sugar and throw it ALL OVER THE FLIPPIN KITCHEN, take out EVERY toy they have into the livingroom, TAKE out all the movies out of my cabinets. Well, you get the idea.

She wants me to trust her to watch the demon spawn (I told you I was referring to them as that the rest of the post...don't judge) and be PAID...(Do I seriously have to pay my own know the one I feed, clothe, etc. to do this???) hahatrust?? I'm pretty sure I would come back to Katherine tied (or duct taped) to one of the chairs and the spawn standing over her with a sword.

Tell me oh great internet friends....what to do oh what to do????

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Chinese Freeze Tag.

Toni tagged here goes...

I’ll write 10 (hopefully) interesting facts about me and/or habits of mine.
- I’ll tag 10 people.
- If you’ve been tagged, you do your own list and tag 10 more people. (”No tag backs.”)

1. I love animals..(almost all of them)and think my house isn't complete until we have at least 2 or 3.

2. I read books A LOT...I can read a normal sized book in a day.

3. I hate hate hate (have I said HATE yet??) Birds..can't stand em..watched Hitchcock's movie 'The Birds' when I was younger and well that did it for me.

4. Sometimes I feel like I can't do anything right and that noone likes me.

5. I graduated high school in England, and now my high school's a psychiatric shit..

6. Most of the time I don't like chocolate..I have to be in the mood to actually eat it.

7. I seem very self assured but I have a low self confidence.

8. I don't like psychiatrists or psychologists but that's my major.

9. I am addicted to internet shopping..seriously addicted.

10. Momma say's it's never boring when I'm around..(apparently I'm a hell raiser..go figure)

Ok ten people to tag?? I don't think that many read this blog..but hey if you want to do it..go for it.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007


Ok admit it we are all stressed at times. Me more than others since I live with "they who can destroy the house in 30 seconds flat..."...(seriously they can). Add that to the fact I have become 'she who does not know how to say NO to people' and I have a PROBLEM. At least one of my stress factors is gone (bye bye Stats class..) I only have 362 others to take it's place...I ran across this on the internet (or email..who know) the other day and thought hmmm good advice.

The Ten Commandments to a Stress free Life.
1. You shall not be perfect, or even try to be. ~~ Got that one down to a tee..

2. You shall not try to be all things to all people.

3. You shall sometimes leave things undone. ~~Yes and then inevitably some idiot will show up at the house and boom you're a 'dirty person'

4. You shall not spread yourself too thin.

5. You shall learn to say “no”.

6. You shall schedule time for yourself. ~~Yep I'll work on that one...oh but wait in scheduling time for yourself remember babysitting is $5/hr per kid.

7. You shall switch yourself off, and do nothing regularly. ~~ no problemo

8. You shall not even feel guilty for doing nothing, or saying no. ~~even when people give you the 'sad' face.

9. You shall be boring, untidy, inelegant, and unattractive at times. ~~oh yeah I have that one down...seriously if I don't have to get dressed..well you can see where this is going.

10. You shall not be your own worst enemy. But, be your own best friend. ~~Well I have to since I don't have a 'best' friend..shoot sometimes I feel I don't have friends at all

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Spotlight Sunday

Well since I'm finished with the class the devil invented....(Statistics). I figured I LOVED this idea from a bloggy and IRL friend of here it is first one..(oh yeah and I S.T.O.L.E her graphic...hope the bloggy police don't come after me..

In the Spotlight Today will be the creator of this and my IRL friend Toni of Special K Family. Toni is a military wife and mother of two boys who has a hilarious outlook on life (as well as a propensity for a huge grudge...ok ok I do too but hey...). If there is but one blog I'm going to have the time to read it's going to be her. She is married to my old roomate (who probably STILL hates me..:D...J/K right?? No, feed my ego here..). Toni and I met at a bar and lived together for about 6-7 months I think (maybe longer who knows??) and I think we both helped each other through some crappy times in our lives. She is as hilarious IRL as in her blog and I recommend her blog to anyone needing a chuckle.

~~ So I also recommend stealing her idea for Spotlight Sunday's...Just post in the comments that you came from me, also if you do a Spotlight Sunday let me know and I'll go read..:D

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

I know what my parents were doing on 7 Nov. 1972

~~or it must've been cold that day..

I know I know..slacker...I promise to post something else later this afternoon BUT for now..check this out it's it and post to your blog and let me know your info..

31 July 1973
Your date of conception was on or about 7 November 1972 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Leo.
Your Life path number is 4.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 6 & 7.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 3, 5 & 9.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441894.5.
The golden number for 1973 is 17.
The epact number for 1973 is 25.
The year 1973 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/3/1973 and ending 1/22/1974.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Ox.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 2 Av 5733.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 3 Av 5733.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is which is
12 baktun 18 katun 0 tun 0 uinal 10 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Tuesday, 1 Rajab 1393 (1393-7-1).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1973.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 29 April 1973.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 7 March 1973.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 10 June 1973.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 June 1973.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 27 September 1973.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 17 April 1973.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 6 March 1973.

As of 4/25/2007 4:47:42 AM EDT
You are 33 years old.
You are 405 months old.
You are 1,760 weeks old.
You are 12,321 days old.
You are 295,708 hours old.
You are 17,742,527 minutes old.
You are 1,064,551,662 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Eric Lively (1981) Dean Cain (1966) J.K. Rowling (1965)
Jim Corr (1964) Wesley Snipes (1962) Bill Berry (1958)
Barry Van Dyke (1951) Geraldine Chaplin (1944) Curt Gowdy (1919)
Milton Friedman (1912)

Top songs of 1973
Killing Me Softly with His Song by Roberta Flack Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree by Dawn
My Love by Paul McCartney & Wings You're So Vain by Carly Simon
Crocodile Rock by Elton John Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
Keep On Truckin' by Eddie Kendricks Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce
Top of the World by Carpenters Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight & the Pips

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.82230919765166 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 97 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 34 candles.

Those 34 candles produce 34 BTUs,
or 8,568 calories of heat (that's only 8.5680 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.89 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1973 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1973 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1973 in the US there were approximately 2,158,802 marriages (10.6%) and 708,000 divorces (3.5%)
In 1973 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1973 the population of Australia was approximately 13,614,344.
In 1973 there were approximately 247,670 births in Australia.
In 1973 in Australia there were approximately 112,700 marriages and 16,195 divorces.
In 1973 in Australia there were approximately 110,822 deaths.

Your birthstone is Ruby

The Mystical properties of Ruby

Ruby is said to open one's heart to love.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)


Your birth tree is

Cypress, the Faithfulness
Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, happy,content,optimistic, needs enough money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered,unruly, pedantic and careless.

There are 244 days till Christmas 2007!
There are 257 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

and here's info on my name...

You entered: Rebecca Michelle Forston
There are 22 letters in your name.
Those 22 letters total to 103
There are 8 vowels and 14 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:Hebrew Female Variant of Rebekah: Captivating; knotted cord.

Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth.

The expression or destiny for #4:
Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical, down-to-earth approach. You are the kind of person who is always willing to work those long, hard hours to push a project through to completion. A patience with detail allows you to become expert in fields such as building, engineering, and all forms of craftsmanship. Your abilities to write and teach may lean toward the more technical and detailed. In the arts, music will likely be your choice. Artistic talents may also appear in such fields as horiculture and floral arrangement, as well. Many skilled physicians and especially surgeons have the 4 Expression.

The positive attitudes of the 4 Expression yield responsibility; you are one who no doubt, fulfills obligations, and is highly systematic and orderly. You are serious and sincere, honest and faithful. It is your role to help and you are required to do a good job at everything you undertake.

If there is too much 4 energies present in your makeup, you may express some of the negative attitudes of the number 4. The obligations that you face may tend to create frustration and feelings of limitation or restriction. You may sometimes find yourself nursing negative attitudes in this regard and these can keep you in a rather low mood. Avoid becoming too rigid, stubborn, dogmatic, and fixed in your opinions. You may have a tendency to develop and hold very strong likes and dislikes, and some of these may border on the classification of prejudice. The negative side of 4 often produces dominant and bossy individuals who use disciplinarian to an excess. These tendencies must be avoided. Finally, like nearly all with 4 Expression, you must keep your eye on the big picture and not get overly wrapped up in detail and routine.

Your Soul Urge number is: 6

A Soul Urge number of 6 means:
With a number 6 Soul Urge, you would like to be appreciated for your ability to handle responsibility. Your home and family are likely to be a strong focus for you, perhaps the strongest focus of your life. Friendship, love, and affection are high on your list of priorities for a happy life. You have a lot of diplomatic tendencies in your makeup, as you a able to rectify and balance situations with an innate skill. You like working with people rather than by yourself. It is extremely important for you to have harmony in your environment at all times.

The positive side of the 6 Soul Urge produces a huge capacity for responsibility; you are always there and ready to assume more than your share of the load. If you possess positive 6 Soul Urges and express them, you are known for your generosity, understanding and deep sympathetic attitude. Strong 6 energy is very giving of love, affection, and emotional support. You may have the inclination to teach or serve your community in other idealistic ways. You have natural abilities to help people. You are also likely to have artistic and creative leanings.

If you have an over-supply of 6 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative traits common to this number. With such a strong sympathetic attitude, it is easy to become too emotional. Sometimes the desires to render help can be over done, and it can become interfering and an attitude that is too protective, rather than helpful. The person with too much 6 energy often finds that people tend to take advantage of this very giving spirit. You may tend to repress your own needs so that you can cater to the demands from others. At times, there may be a tendency in this, for becoming over-loaded with such demands, and as a result become resentful.

Your Inner Dream number is: 7

An Inner Dream number of 7 means:
You dream of having the opportunity to read, study, and shut yourself off from worldly distractions. You can see yourself as a teacher, mystic, or ecclesiastic, spending your life in the pursuit of knowledge and learning.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

All Done

Well, I've been vindicated. The complaint against me was found unfounded and it is O.V.E.R. Whew that's a load off of my shoulders. However Toni in light of recent developments I do believe I've overtaken you in the running for Worst Mommy of the Year. Thanks to all of my supporters.

Today I decided to get my blog pimped. I've emailed splat designs to do it. I like her designs. So I'll have a surprise for y'all later. Maybe one day I'll learn to do my own self..(quit laughing now...I mean it!!!!)

Here's a funny for Thursday for y'all...

Me and Lizzie were riding a motorcycle game..(kinda looks like a real motorcycle)

Lizzie: Mommy, you are hurting my penis

Me: Lizzie you don't have a penis..and don't say that word (while looking around to make sure noone heard)

Lizzie: Yes I do it's just not pointy.

Me: Well, ummmm...ummmm.....ok

Tuesday, April 17, 2007


Wow remember that movie??? it scared the beejeezus out of me. Anywho I'm back from London..(and pretty durn poor now) and we had a GREAT time. In the next couple of day's I'm going to download some pictures and post some here highlighting our great time. I'm still tired (and catching up with homework) so I'll give you some of my fave blogs to go visit.

Becky you were so very right WICKED was wonderful.. I cried at the end...if anyone who reads this gets a chance to go~~ do it!!! It brings a whole new perspective into "The Wizard of Oz"..I thought of you when I was there!!

Toni YOU my dear are the new internet sensation. ;) If anyone hasn't read her blog go check it out.

The PQ always a fave....and she has a cute lil ole puppy tooo....

and to throw my sister some traffic

Jen. She's my sister that's WHY!!

and keep my other sister Amanda in your prayers..her idiot husband told her today he no longer wanted to be with her..I think she needs alot of support right now.

Saturday, April 07, 2007


So, here's the update on the current situation. Yes Steven's commander came over and YES that's B.A.D!! but the claims made against us were UNFOUNDED!!! Apparently someone...I'm thinking someone with an agenda....called and said there was puppy poop on the floor (ummm NO), diapers on the floor (again..NO), the puppy had peed on the couch (Now the kids spill alot of crap on the couch but the puppy has NEVER peed on my couch..she's be puppy stew if she did!!!) and my house smelled..(again NO and my neighbors even said...ummm NO..). The Commander came over looked at our house and said.."it was cluttered and I was doing laundry" of course it was cluttered...I have 3 kids and am busy.

They made us go to family advocacy and talk to a social worker..who was the one saying unfounded..and she wants me to take Stress Management classes...(REALLY??? ME STRESSED...don't know where she would get that one.)

Anywho I will be in LONDON this week so no commenting on your blogs..but I miss you and will think of you when I get back :D

Toodles for now

Wednesday, April 04, 2007


Remember this well it's happened again except this time my "neighbor" you know the one who rides a broom to work...called us in because she apparently hates animals and my house "smells"..well Steven's commander came over today and my laundry was in the hall --(I don't have a laundry room) and the floors weren't mopped and well my house was lived in so it was judgement day and I was judged and found lacking.

I'm Done!!!! with everything--seriously..I don't know what I'm going to do--I just don't want to be here or anywhere anymore...DONE!!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

5 Question Meme...

Since I'm Toni's 'Spotlight Sunday'(good idear...) person. I figured I'd go ahead and do her 5 Question Meme and then go back to bed because well sunday is my day for sleeping in and all...

1) When did you know, 100%, that hubby was the person to marry?

Hmmm it had to be after the HUGE.BIG ole fight we had where I had to remind him that we WERE NOT dating and frolicking naked in a hot tub with a bunch of people was perfectly that was when I got pissed off and decided to date him...Then it was when he came to Charleston to visit and him and Kat took to each other like 'two peas in a pod' so to speak..

2.) What big project/achievement are you hoping to accomplish in the next year?

I'm hoping to finish school ...I think I can finish it by the end of the year if I work hard it at...(or I hope to not get caught pushing my neighbor down the of those two...)

3.) If you could be any celebrity for a day, who would you be and what would you do?

Honestly I want to be Angelina Jolie. I really respect her work and what she does for the world at large..Plus she gets eye candy--(oh sweet sweet Brad)

4.) If you could have any job/career in the whole wide world, what would it be?

I kinda like my job now but c'mon who doesn't want to be an ice cream tester????

5.) If you could go back to high school, with all the knowledge and life lessons you have now, would you do it?

HECK NO those people in my high school were MEAN..maybe that was me?? no me??? no them.....hmmmmmmm

If you want to participate in this meme let me know and I'll get you your five questions too..

Wednesday, March 28, 2007


I feel like crap today so I just thought I'd post a pic of the boy playing...

Monday, March 26, 2007

Bring It ON Murphy!!!

You know how you can plan and plan and plan (oh did I mention plan yet?) and no matter what your plans are SOMETHING always goes wrong...(umm Murphy's Law...Yes I K.N.O.W.) Well this spring break I PLAN to outwit Murphy...that's right..little ole me is going to outwit Murphy. I R.E.F.U.S.E. to actually finalize a plan. Here's what it sounds like at my house:

Well, if daddy's passport comes in (it did come it but it was wrong so HE sent it back..wait for it people....because it said he was from Ohio and not Oklahoma...(big sighs and eye rolls from me...) we'll go to London for a few days...

But if his passport doesnt' come in we'll just go to Paris.

And if Paris doesn't work out..well we'll just hop on up to Amsterdam and let mommy go to one of those cafe's ok??? (Don't hate because you can't go...)

That's right Murphy..there'll be no CRAPPING on my plans this year so TAKE THAT!!!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Time Out

I need a Mommy Time out my friends..otherwise I'm going to have at least 1--at most 3 less kids today.

It's been one of those days...Snowing, nasty, cold..(I thought someone said it was spring....LIAR) and the kids have been well the usual..Screaming, Hateful, Little, BRATS. ALL of them.

And to top that off I went and got my books for next semester and ...hold your breath...

THEY.HAVE.NO.PICTURES.IN.THEM. Seriously how do they expect me to like a class when my books have no pictures????

Ok..I'm going to go hide in my closet..noone tell them where I am..OK?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Idiosyncra Idiosinc Stuff People think is weird about me.

Everyone has little 'things' about them. Apparently mine came to light a few times this week.

#1- I don't like the toilet paper to be rolled under on the roll..It rolls over people...AND I will change it when I come to your house so it's right!!!!

#2- There is O.N.L.Y ONE and I do stress ONE way to load the dishwasher...Please do it that way. I was at Bunco the other night and it was held at a lady from our squadron's--I guessed it was bad when I was helping her clean up and I UNLOADED her dishwasher only to reload it the 'right' way.

#3- It's R.U.D.E. to let your alarm go off 5 times in a morning!! RUDE I tell you..Steven is going to have to move bedrooms if he doesn't start getting his ASS out of bed and letting me Sleep!! I hope to goodness he likes to sleep with Connor!

Umm I can't think of anything else....seriously...I'm sure some of you can though..

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Blah Blah Blah

Yep that's my day I'm in a M.O.O.D.

i stole this from The Peanut Queen Liked it and took it..bad me..

It says I'm an Easy Rider--Always take life how it comes, and living in the moment. They don't get fazed by life they just breeze through.

an Escape Artist They are forever slipping off, getting away from the rat race and recharging those batteries. Independent and thoughtful, they know themselves well.

a New Wave Puritan They are strict, organized and ever so neat - they practice the art of self discipline. They like things done simply but with an eye for detail.

and touchy feely Love for them is about human contact -- The nitty gritty. They are very physical--a high sex drive demands plenty of attention.