OH NO YOU D'INT.....

I wish I could put a picture here of what THAT MAN did to my sweet baby boy..

Now before y'all start calling DSS on me and crap...(put down the phone...damn it!!!)

HE *gasp* cut the boys hair...cut all the cute little baby curls out of his hair..

HE *says* "Now he looks like a boy"...I'll give you looks like a boy when I pull your chest hairs out one by one just for pissing me off..

I CRIED when I saw it...

CRIED YALL CRIED!!!!

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty - Five

Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?

OMG...can't I just be a cat...I mean c'mon my cats sleep for 16 hours a day..wake up to eat and get petted and then back to sleep...seriously???

Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?

It makes me think of the movie...

Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?

Me, not very long maybe 15-20 minutes...but I'm not a girly girl..I am a jeans, t-shirt, hair up, no make-up girl :D

Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?

I think around 10, and unfortunately no...we are a military family so I hardly see an y of them.

Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)

R = Remain
M = Marvelous
M = Mom

S.I.C.K.

***WEll I had a GREAT picture to put here but DAMN BLOGGER--You are the bane of my existence**

I HATE this time of year...the changing from nice to chilly to cold to nice to cold to chilly to nice..well I'm sure you get the picture here.

I ALWAYS get a damn cold...ALWAYS...me, when I get a cold I go on..keep going to the damn meetings..and well just take some damn day-quil. Steven on the other hand thinks he's dying...the big BABY!!!

Lately we've been in bed and going to sleep by 9 pm. (I feel old!!!) Well actually Steven goes to sleep first and then I try to get to sleep for his farting and coughing and basically making icky noises..again damn him.

So, anyhow the whole point of this post is that Steven is a big baby!!! Mr. I'm sick..blah blah blah...

Ok see I'm being a little hateful now..so I'll just gracefully bow out..

Fridays Feast One Hundred and Sixty-Four.

Appetizer
When was the last time you were surprised?

My kids surprise me every day!!!!!

Soup
Fill in the blanks: My eyes are ________, but I wish they were __________.

brown, blue ....I've always--always wanted blue eyes...

Salad
If you were a Beanie Baby, what would you look like and what would your name be?

OK I found a pic on the internet I liked..



(I stole this off of NZ Mommy's blog..actually I found it on the internet and then went and had a lookie at her blog!!)
This is me...This is me because I have a small problem..Can't say NO...I have the word SUCKER written on my forehead..so I'll just call her.."I'm a SUCKER"

Main Course
Name two things you consistently do that you consider to be healthy habits.

First I have to say HEALTHY??? hahahahha...ok ummmmm??? ummmm???

**I drink a lot of water--that's healthy right???

**yep that's all I got...

Dessert
What brand of toothpaste are you using these days? Do you like it? Why or why not?

Hold on let me go check....ok Colgate White Vanilla Mint..what can I say about it?? It's toothpaste.

KK..linky heres...

As promised....

A little backstory first:

When Connor was younger and learning where his eyes, ears, nose...(you get the picture) where I taught him where his 'glutus maximus' was..he would laugh and point to his butt..too damn funny...

so, this week the remote was lost and Lizzie was looking for it...the conversation went like this...

Liz: Kat get off your glutus maximus so I can see if the remote is there.

Kat: What's a glutus maximus???

Me: Your butt...

Kat: Oh well then..it's a glutus minimus...

That's all I have for today..please go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

SLACKER--Update

Ok I'm a slacker I admit it...I'm sorry for (fill in excuse here) blah blah blah..How about we just go straight to a little update.

~~ I'm potty training Connor this week...Wow he's a stinker...It's more like who's more stubborn around here..(he's winning)...He will go only when he wants to. So I set a timer and EVERY thirty minutes its to the potty for us..He's the ONLY kid I've ever met that pees on command.

~~ Still working with Lizzies Daisy troop, the OCSC and Bazaar. (Amanda YOU would know this if you actually READ my blog...)

~~ Just finished mid-terms. Now I have a six page article critique due on the 14th...Can we say ughhhh....

~~ Ummm yeah that's about all...

~~ OMG I'm UBER excited....Army Wives just started here..I love it already..

~~ Tomorrow I'll post a Kat-Liz funny...

Peace out....

Friday's Feast One Hundred & Sixty-Three

Appetizer
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you look forward to your birthday?

5...I havent' had a birthday party in about 500 years!!! I don't really do anything special on my birthday either..

Soup
What is one word you don’t like the sound, spelling, or meaning of?

mine would actually be C.U.N.T. I hate that word!!! seriously call me anything but that..

Salad
Do you wear sunglasses when you’re outside? If so, what does your current pair look like?

hahah I have kids..that would mean I would get a pair of sunglasses and get to oh I don't know..keep them or not get them lost.

Main Course
If you were to write a book, to whom would you dedicate it?

This is dedicated to the one's I love..:D

Dessert
Name a beverage that you enjoy.

sweet tea...yummy

Ok here's a linky..just link and I'll come visit ya!!

Whew!!!!

Boy sometimes you just get busy!!! When do you know too much is too much???? When you fall from exhaustion? When the kids think their life is to 'go to meetings'? I think I'm about there. I don't have a 'real' job per say but I do volunteer ALOT apparently. Why, you ask?? because if I had to stay home I'd go C.R.A.Z.Y. (Maybe I'm already there!!) What exactly do I volunteer at?? Well let's go there..

1) OCSC (for you civilians--Officer's Civilian Spouses Club--think ladies who lunch ;) ) --I do the newsletter...not too much about once a month I put it together and another day I edit and pitch it in people's mailboxes.

2) Bazaar Board--Outdoor Food Chair...We have a bazaar every year--this year I'm the outdoor food chair..I'm responsible for the outdoor food vendors..make sure everything works..blah blah blah..blah blah blah...I only did this because someone said it was 'easy'..LIARS...or should I say I've got SUCKER written on my forehead!!

3) PTSA President -- Now that is EASY simply because I have great people working with me..(should you every find this blog..thank you ladies)

4) Daisy Scout Leader -- this was only because Lizzie couldn't get in the troop unless they had another parent stepped up...however...I don't really have to do anything except come to the meetings...which I would do anyway because it's what Lizzie wanted to do.

I'm not answering my phone anymore...just in case someone asks me to do something...

Now, I've got to go make some desserts for Steven's squadron's dessert auction tommorrow...

Anything you want me to do??????? Just ask me I've got SUCKER written on my face....

AHHH life is BACK to NORMAL!!

Steven went back to work today...(Can I get a big YAY from the crowd??...only me well ok..)

I tell you I seriously NEEDED him to get the hell out of the house and leave me alone go back to work.

Yesterday no kidding...he was on my LAST nerve (one I didn't even know I had..but he was ON it!!!) he would talk and it was like someone would take their nails to the chalkboard. My skin would crawl, I'd have goosebumps up and down my body, and I would physically CRINGE!@!!!

Now don't get me wrong...I love the man, but too much time together does not do good things to us..He was trying to ASSERT HIS AUTHORITY (anyone hear Cartman from South Park there???) in this house the whole time he was home. From the I know how to do laundry (and why isn't it done every day?? but boy can he make the whites white!!) to the fighting with Katherine...

All in all....I would've had to be bailed out if he'd stayed home ANY longer..

Now back to 'real' life around here...

SIGH...it's good to be home!!