When It Rains It Pours..

Noah came over with some animals today...

Why? Well it seems my house was under 3 inches of water and he thought it was the ark.

Seems my kids (or possibly one of the kids in the apt. above us) threw a washcloth, a diaper and a thing of makeup down the drain and it all backed up into MY house.

Lucky me...

I have sucked up no less than 12 buckets of water on my machine..plus the huge one housing maintenance sucked up with theirs..

My Tequila: Well, I was going to mop the floors anyhow..so I ran around and threw some Lysol on the floor when we were getting the water off...

Off to do more laundry now..since EVERY towel, sheet, and or piece of clothes I could find in the house is wet...

Ciao.

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Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty-Nine

Appetizer
Name a funny habit you have.

I don't think I have any funny habits so to say...let me ask the kids..

they said when I'm talking and can't remember the names of things and call them..that thing..you know the one I'm talking about..that thing..

and Lizzie said I sing funny...hmmmm

Soup
If you could instantly know how to play a musical instrument, which one would you pick?

The Piano...I think that would be GREAT!!

Salad
How long is your hair?


ok admit how many of us went and had to look..(raises hand)..It's about 1-2 inches below my shoulders..

Main Course
When was the last time you forgave someone, and who was it?


Yesterday I had to forgive my 12 year old for being a pain in the bohunkus..does that count?

Dessert
What is your favorite kitchen appliance?

The cook...what I don't have one?? well, if I did it would be my favorite..Ok umm the crockpot I guess makes making dinner easy.

ALL I've got to say.....

In Pain/Mad/Upset

I'm in pain, mad and upset right now...

I just want everyone to think good thoughts toward me..I need them

Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty Eight

Appetizer
Fill in the blank: The best thing about where I live is _________________…

The beautiful countryside and the history.

Soup
Create a new name for a deodorant (like “Flower Fresh” or “Shower Scent”).

Fresh like a clean baby butt.

Salad
What was the last piece of software you installed onto your computer?

umm ...I think it was Fairy Godmother Tycoon..a fun game I got off of Pogo.

Main Course
If you were to receive a superlative award today beginning with the words ”Most likely to…”, what would the rest of the phrase say?

Most likely to pass out from surprise. The kids are being EXCELLENT today.

Dessert
What two colors do you like to wear together?

umm khaki and red...I guess.

Living *THE* Life

I'm Living the Life People..Living the Life....

I had to call maintenance out to my house today because..

1) My stove was about to blow up..(okay one of the burners wouldn't work..but hey this is MY story)....

and

2) The handle fell of my refrigerator the other day...I felt like superwoman for about 1 second then I went.."Oh shit..I broke the damn refrigerator"...

So, I call they say..well be out between sunup and sundown 600 days from now.

I got really, really excited...

Are you ready for why???

Seriously are you ready??

Because I could..mop under the refrigerator and stove without moving..it..

I actually cried when they left because I didn't get a new stove or refrigerator...

Yep that is Living *THE* Life...

Friday's Feast One Hundred Forty Seven

Appetizer
What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?

The ultimate snack food for me would be quacamole and chips. I love love love that stuff.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?

Probably a 7 honestly. It's a pretty common last name.

Salad
Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?

Remember Momma from 'Momma's Family'? It has soooo got to be her. She was great...telling people exactly like it was.

Main Course
Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.

Do I shop online??? hahahhaha let me laugh here..I am the queen of online shopping. I love ebay and amazon, old navy, Disney...ermmm well anywhere really...

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.

I think *my cat* should be *off my monitor*. Seriously she must be feeling 'unloved' because she is sitting in front of the monitor this morning and trying to type around kitty butt is kinda hard...Must go give her some kitty loving..

Just call me Mrs. Robinson

I have a little problem here friends. I mean how many times is the neighboorhood going to see my tata's??? The kids' I mean..

First Time: I was taking a shower, singing Fergalicious, having a good ole time...you know- one where you got to shower by yourself..and I look up and notice that there are about 7 heads outside my shower...I ONLY HAVE 3 KIDS..where did these extra heads come from??? stick my head out and there are the neighboorhood kids...deciding now is the EXACT time to ask me if they can have a popsicle...Lucky me my shower is beveled otherwise they would've seen more than they wanted to I Promise!!!!


What did I say?? YES, c'mon you know they had me between a rock and a hard place.

Second time: Last night I was getting ready for bed and looked up when 4 little boys from the neighborhood were looking in my window and said..no kidding "Hi Ms. Becky"..yep you got it they all got a look at the tata's..Probably was fine as I'm about as developed as a 13 year old girl. But anywho, these kids were out at 8:30 ON A SCHOOL NIGHT..So, when someone's mother come's to my door..I'll make sure to inform said woman that 8:30 on a school night is a bit late for the little boogers to be out and looking in my window is probably not cool either..

1 Down...1 To go..

Well, the semester is at an end..well at least it's the part of the semester that you have to turn in the 'big' paper or project.

I just turned in a 6 page philosophy paper...MY topic you ask??? Why retroactive birth control is moral and ethical...NO you don't believe me? Well..Ok it was how the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy is morally wrong.

Let me know what you think about it.

I have 1 more to go..it's a bit harder it's a psychology assesment paper for my Counseling Psychology class...I thought it would be easier because well it looked that way..but was I wayyyyyyyyyy wrong. I'm working on one section a night.(because well honestly that's about all I can handle.)

This semester's classes...
~~ Biological Basis of Behaviour.

and

~~ Contemporary Sexual Ethics...(yep I took this one because it said..s.e.x...how dirrrrrrttttttyyyyy)

Anywho...off to threaten the kids to clean up something..

What Have I done to Piss off the Universe??

I SERIOUSLY would LOVE LOVE LOVE to know..

And what makes a really big mess that you are STILL cleaning 5 days later??? Dropping a 5 lb. bag of flour in the kitchen that's what...

NO, there are no pictures..

Yes, I'm sure it'll be funny later..it's actually kinda funny now..when I open something and there is flour in it.

So, seriously

Anyone want a preteen??? C.H.E.A.P??? REALLY REALLY CHEAP

NO, how about I PAY YOU to take her??

How much ?? Um, how much do you want?

The question is does it get better or should I just give up now...ground her to the closet until she's 18 and allow her out then to see if I like her??

Friday's Feast One Hundred Fourty Six.

Appetizer
Name something you think is “the best.”


To me all my friends are simply "the best"...Now how many of us are singing that song?? and in case you aren't here you go...




Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 highest), how stressed are you today?

Today's stress level is only a 5 with a chance of a 6 or 7

Salad
What kind of cleanser do you use to wash your face?


I just use soap..seriously just soap.

Main Course
Tonight is a blue moon! What is something that you believe only happens “once in a blue moon.”


Umm do my kids cleaning up after themselves count???


Dessert
When was the last time it rained where you live?

I'm pretty sure it rained this morning and looks like it'll rain this afternoon also...