Super Woman

Apparently my closest friends...I'm supposed to be SUPER.FUCKING.WOMAN....Let me tell you why. I found out why the 'unexpected' drop in happened....

A little back story...

Hubby is in the AF...we live in AF housing ...In GERMANY..(BIG YAY THERE)...he is NOT HERE (BIG BOO THERE)..OK anywhoo...I was sick for a little bit..and Kat was trying her damdest to fail out of fifth grade, be moody, and well turn into a teenager on me....when the hell did that happen?? So, my house got BAD...I mean BAD..not Dirty diapers on the floor, roaches running all over the place, dishes not done, trash not taken out BAD...just babies have toys all over the place, the damn vaccuum broke again..(which Steven cost 89.99 at Walmart not 200 like you want to remember and it was 2 years ago not one SHEESH) and I couldn't vaccuum until my I stole ummm borrowed the neighbors vaccuum again (and we know how the kiddos like to get into crap right and when they do it goes all over the floor), there was some cans on the floor Connor had "helped" me by emptying the trash just before they got there and my bedroom well it is the laundry room, and lets not talk about the two boxes that I STILL haven't unpacked. ANYWHO..on with the story...huh...Ok...so Maintenance feels it's necessary to CALL.ME.IN...because god knows I'm a DIRTY BITCH...

2 TODDLERS, 1 MOODY TEEN, 1 WEEK SICK AND I JUST COULDN'T GET CAUGHT UP...I'M SO FUCKING SORRY...so there it is Folks...I'm a DIRTY BITCH...YOU HEARD IT FROM ME FIRST.

The Last time my house was immaculate was....ummm..........





let me get back to you on that k?????


They come back tommorrow to make sure I'm being a good little girl so..In the meantime I plan on putting on my Super Woman suit and cleaning...and Steven when you get home NO I do NOT plan on wearing it for you...I plan on wearing that nice little one that has DO.NOT.DISTURB on it...